Tip #1: How to survive common interview questions.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Proper answer: How the fuck should I know? What kind of question is that? FUCK OFF!

I figured that during these difficult times, helpful hints such as this might be of some benefit.

You're welcome.

[Deja Q]

1. Question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Answer: In bed with your spouse.

:popcorn:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Zinggggg!

:hi:

[Orrex]

3. That's got to be one of the dumbest questions in the world

"How the fuck should I know" is exactly right. When you're applying to be a cashier at the local bookstore, the interviewer really has no business asking a question like that, because what possible answer could you give that wouldn't make you look like an asshole or a liar?

You're either going to say "as far as possible away from this shithole of a job" or "I'm looking for a position in upper management and/or corporate administration." The first answer, though honest, will end the interview. And the second answer, though also possibly honest, won't fool anyone.

It's a bullshit tactic with no purpose other than to rattle the victim of the interview.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Yes...well said Orrex. n/t

[amyrose2712]

5. This is the one that made me sick:What would you do to get this job?

Actually I wasn't personally asked this question, it was a group interview for a cage cashier job at a casino making $8.00/hr midnights. Well anyway, the kid answers "I'd get up and do a little dance if you wanted me to." Of course they did, and he did. Pathetic! Needless to say, I wasn't kiss-ass enough so I didn't get the job(Again, thankfully).

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Wow...

Sounds like you were very lucky not to get that job.