I need a bad recipe with Tofu...

[KitchenWitch]

:P

[ThomCat]

1. Dare we ask why?

:)

[KitchenWitch]

3. I am copycatting someone who wants a good tofu recipe!

:silly:

[ThomCat]

6. I should have know.

:)

:hi:

[old mark]

2. Should have a wide field to choose from.......nt

[trof]

4. The woods are full of them.

;-)

[HopeHoops]

5. Okay, I've got a REALLY bad tofu recipe.

One pound of greasy fatty ground beef
One block of tofu
One can of V-8
Two turnips, unwashed
One packages of "Taco Seasoning" from the spice section
Half a pound of egg salad
Two slices of seeded rye bread.
4 oz of olive oil


Procedure:

In a large frying pan, heat olive oil until it is too hot.

Cook fatty ground beef until it smells like shit.

Chop the tofu into cubes, or triangles, or whatever the fuck shape you want. Then throw it in too.

Cut the turnips into bite size chunks and give them to the dog.

Add Taco seasoning to frying pan.

Drink the V-8 with A LOT of vodka and Tabasco sauce.

Throw out the shit in the pan and eat the egg salad on the rye bread.