Dave's Not Gay!

[sniffa]

http://theurbansurveyor.blogspot.com/

I'm screaming to the end of my take home exam with 2 days to spare so I got around to updating the rest of Friday.

Today, both I and Dave were on fire and I think that blog really needs some effort and time so it may be a little while because I'd hate to short-change it. The topic was religion, mostly Catholicism and my rants that I can't say on DU. Worker #3 broke a rib during it.

I didn't have a chance to text my string of words to help me recreate the conversation so I'll post it here: Jesus, masturbation, Martian, bomb specialist, Arab, carpenter, weak minded.

[KamaAina]

1. I knew it!

"Dave" is really Larry Craig! :P

[GOPisEvil]

2. Maybe he just doesn't want YOU!

If I were worker #3, I'd watch my, uh, er, back.

[sniffa]

7. I can't take that rejection

I love Worker #3. I think we're, kinda close friends. He's going to come over to fix my computer (and he'll get a good dinner and good drinks) and I'm going to help him research and survey the property he's buying. He's the same age as me so we get along well. He was also raised in a country without religion so we get along very well.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Worker #3 sounds like a good guy.

He really should watch his back. ;)

[Lil Missy]

3. I predict Dave will be assassinated some day.

He truly redefines the meaning of idiot.

Unfortunaltely, that is the template for Rupuke: especially Palin supporters. (And what is really stupid on them is that they thought they voted for her, instead of McCain.)

[rurallib]

4. So I am reading the headlines and I see one that says I am not gay

:shrug: :shrug:

[sniffa]

5. Right

[no name no slogan]

6. Another classic entry!

The Daily Dave has become one of my top ten reasons for getting on the internets every day. Nice work! :toast:

[sniffa]

10. Should I enable Google Ads to make some money?

Is it worth it?

Regardless, I may go ahead and produce some Dave gear. I'm pretty confident that I'll get a book deal (this book will perfect for the bathroom) so I may not need the Google crumbs.

[no name no slogan]

13. Dave gear would be very cool

And I could definitely see a Dave book being a perfect bathroom book. Man, you'll be cleaning up with this!

[sniffa]

14. I'm gonna need an agent

It's too bad Freda Weinberg isn't here anymore.

[Shell Beau]

8. It could be funnier if it weren't real!

Jeez, this guy is nutso! The worst of the worst!

Is there a chance he could find out you are posting this? :scared: Just wondering because this dude sounds insane!

[sniffa]

11. I'm lucky he doesn't use a computer even though he owns two

for his family.

I once commented to Worker #3 that what Dave said was going on my blog and Dave said to us, "I don't even know what a blog is."

A blog that's going to come in the future will be about Dave telling me that people view him as dumb but that's all because of his act.

[Shell Beau]

12. He'd be too dumb to realize it was about him.

What an idiot!