Phill Collins was never prosecuted for "Sussudio" True story.

[MrPerson]

[MrCoffee]

1. A gross miscarriage of justice, if you ask me

Why has no one ever asked me this before?

[TZ]

3. I know!

You need to hold a telethon to raise funds to get this done! This is even bigger than helping Left is Write.....

[MrCoffee]

4. Nothing is bigger than funding the LiW Loungeathon Salvation 2009 Tour

Not Chuggo Week, not FUCKING NARWHALS FUCK YEAH, not bunco...nothing.

[no name no slogan]

2. But he was raked over the coals by Letterman at the time

and was openly mocked by Larry "Bud" Mellman in an introductory segment on "Late Night"

[Bryan]

5. "Sussudio" is not a crime!

"In Too Deep", on the other hand, was an atrocity that caused a lot of misery for a lot of people. Look at these poor suffering children, for example:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=okZKNDMeRf8

[kwassa]

6. I plead guilty to the crime of liking this record.

so sue me! There are a few grossly commercial songs that I secretly like.

Never was a Collins fan, either. His version of "Can't Hurry Love" :puke:

[nytemare]

7. Nor was "In the Air Tonight" about someone who watched a man drown.

:D

[MrPerson]

8. "In the air tonight" was about my farts.