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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-18-09 06:59 PM
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If a bear shits in the woods...
Is the Pope Catholic?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-18-09 07:01 PM
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1. Only if he gets the fried fish at Denny's on Friday.
Okay, okay, Perkin's will get him into Heaven too - Jesus fuckin' CHRIST why do I have to be so specific for you people?

Of course, that's because he isn't a priest. Then the only meat he could eat on Friday is nun.
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-18-09 07:09 PM
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2. Somebody had to say it.
:shrug:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-18-09 07:13 PM
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3. Okay - watch for the copycat thread...
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-18-09 07:21 PM
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4. Are we in the lounge?
:hi:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-18-09 07:39 PM
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5. Does the Pope shit in the woods? Are bears Catholic?
And if bears are Catholic, would they refrain from eating the Pope if they found him shitting in the woods?
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