Let's have a flame war!

[Danger Mouse]

I'll lead us off.
Pit Bulls eat babies because they find baby meat to be delicious.

[flvegan]

1. They don't eat, silly. They maul.

[Danger Mouse]

4. I see pits all the time in the city that I work.

Typically they have a child's skull clamped in their jaws, but sometimes it'll be a sweet old lady instead.

[KamaAina]

2. No, it's because Olive Garden has unlimited babies for $7.95.

:P

[bluesbassman]

5. Plus Olive Garden has handles on their paper to-go bags.

:)

[KamaAina]

9. Only for breastfeeding women, though.

:P

[cherish44]

26. Never order a milkshake at Olive Garden

Just trust me on this

[BarenakedLady]

3. Hi!

:hi:

Hmmmmm flame war...lemme think...

Circumcision is child abuse...go...

[Danger Mouse]

6. BIGOT!!!

[skooooo]

14. NAZI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BarenakedLady]

16. Don't make excuses

for the barbarianism that is medically unnecessary genital mutilation.

(Oh yes, I went there!)

:P
















Pssst. How are you doing, sweetie? :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

22. Barbarian?

HOW DARE YOU INSULT BARBARIANS!!


(I'm good. It's always nice to see you. :hug:)

[BarenakedLady]

23. Obviously you are

a barbarian apologist! I'm done with you.

:P



:loveya:

[Danger Mouse]

24. You, ma'am, are worse than Hitler.

[WilliamPitt]

7. I'm wearing Nader's leather smoking jacket in the Olive Garden...

...and I support Obama.

*ducking*

;)

[rug]

8. I see nothing wrong with sending a kinderartener home with a bag of shit in his backpack.

[Fleshdancer]

10. Pitbulls only eat breast fed babies

My baby had formula and therefore did NOT get mauled by a pitbull. This obviously means I'm a far better parent than any of those "boobs for food" women out there.

[Xipe Totec]

11. Only if it involves beer

and lots of it...

[WilliamPitt]

12. SKITTLES IS FAR TOO WEAK AND TEXAS-Y TO KICK MY ASS

Yeah, I said it.



:)

[Fleshdancer]

15. oh shit

now THAT's how a flamewar gets started!

:popcorn:

[WilliamPitt]

18. Yeah, I've been here a while.

I know the skinny.

:crazy:

[skooooo]

13. No effin way!!

How can you say that ?? Are you out of your mind?????

[flvegan]

17. Underclass baggers gave me handle-less bags at the grocery!!

[jobycom]

19. Non-English singers are stealing American singer royalties!

Fight all songs in foreign languages, and that includes Canadian. I'm talking to you, Rush-lovers. American only. Or British, because they don't suck like Canadian singers.

[BeachBaby]

20. There is no such thing as global warming.

[CreekDog]

28. they called it global climate change for a while

at a certain place i am quite familiar with. :eyes:

[Lil Missy]

21. I smoke, in public places. And flick my ashes and stump my burning butts on the carpet.

[texanwitch]

25. You can only make fried chicken with eggs and flour.

There I said it.

Corn Flakes is what you feed the chicken.

[burning rain]

27. Lil Missy's such a bad-ass that...

if pit bulls had blogs, they'd make endless posts about how violent and dangerous she is.

That's just how bad Lil Missy is.

[CreekDog]

29. no, not if their buns don't have sesame seeds

:shrug:

[Lethe]

30. A Critical Mass bicycler killed a pit bull who ate a baby who was breastfed by a transexual who ate

cornflake chicken at the Olive Garden!!!!!

[MajorChode]

31. And who can really blame them?

Should you really fault the Pit Bull because they enjoy fresh tender baby meat?

I mean what kind of screwed up person would you be if you didn't enjoy Lamb or Veal?