Driving across Iowa, I came to an interesting realization...

[Critters2]

I don't trust automatic toilets. Really. Lots of gas stations on US-20 and interstate 80 have these. I felt the need to push the button, to make sure they flushed, rather than wait for them to do it on their own. I just don't trust the damn things.

I wonder what deep-seated issue causes this.

[rucky]

1. You should check on the light in your refrigerator

[Critters2]

2. Good point! I will!

Seems to be on. All the time.


That can't be good.

[rucky]

3. I think we've lost Critters for the night, folks.

[Lil Missy]

4. I remember when they first installed those where I worked last.

I'm getting ready to do the paper work, and it flushed all by itself! Scared the crap outta me! LOL!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. That's what it's supposed to do!

:evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

8. Yeah, but they didn't warn us!

:rofl:

:hi:

[csziggy]

10. The first automatic toilet I ever used was adjusted badly

They should have just put a sign up on the door, "BIDET!" It not only flushed at the drop of a, hmmm, hat, it flushed when you breathed, shifted, thought about getting paper, whatever. And it not just flushed, it squirted. Straight up. I stuffed a whole roll of paper down it just to be annoying.

[Lil Missy]

12. This one needed some adjustments too. It flushed about 3 times!

I went back and warned my co-workers. They laughed their butts off. Fuckers.

[underpants]

5. I salesman I once knew had a realization about Iowa

"You know what could catch on here... CORN"

:rofl:

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around

[Debi]

13. WTF underpants?

:shrug:

:grr:

[petronius]

7. I hate those things! It seems like every time, I put the the seat-doily down,

turn around, and the stupid autoflush activates and pulls the doily down the drain. :grr:

And then once I've won the doily battle and done my business, the sore-loser-device refuses to flush, so I have to find the little button and do it myself anyway. Fecking machines...

[Lil Missy]

9. Wouldn't you hate to be in one of those biffy places, where it starts shooting water up your nether?

I think I'd have a stroke if I were not expecting it.

[Critters2]

11. I went to France with my French Club when I was 16.

You can easily imagine the scene...4 or 5 teenagers from western Illinois, standing around trying to figure what this thing in our hotel room was. :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

14. My view of Iowa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmTHCDws1LQ

:hi:

RL