What are the "best" quotes in video game history?

[battleknight24]

Before you respond, let me clarify by posting what I think are the "best" quotes from video game history...

- "All your base are belong to us"

- "Uh oh, the truck have started to move"- Metal Gear, NES

- "My fist have your blood of them"- Street Fighter II



What are your favorites?

Peace,

[SKKY]

1. "All your base are belong to us"

Duh!

[rcrush]

2. GET OVER HERE!

[MrSlayer]

3. "Chicken, fight like a robot"

[REP]

4. LEROY!

[rcrush]

13. JENKINS?!!!!

[jrandom421]

5. "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum..."

"and I'm all outta gum."

Duke Nuke'em 3D

[rcrush]

14. Duke Nukem stole that from They Live?

[DS1]

15. Yes

[Alexander]

6. What a horrible night to have a curse.

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. 'GUTEN TAG!'

— that huge Nazi dude with Gatling guns for arms in Wolfenstein 3D.

[WildEyedLiberal]

8. Hahahaha yes

I was going to post this but you are full of win.

[BulletproofLandshark]

9. From Resident Evil

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

12. Oh come on. That pales in comparison to

'You almost became a Jill Sandwich!'

[WildEyedLiberal]

31. Ah yes, the Jill sandwich also takes honors

[Lasher]

10. Flawless victory.

MK3

[Danger Mouse]

11. Some of my favorites...

'Beware, I live!' - Sinistar

'I hunger!' - Sinistar

'You all sound like chapters in a self-help booklet!' - Final Fantasy 6

'Barf! vomit! barf, barf! chuck! chuck! Drown to death in puke! Don't you think that's an incredibly masculine taunt to throw at you?' - Earthbound

'Eddie, you can't kill somebody just because of the way they looked at you!'
'Oh yeah? Why not?' - Silent Hill 2

Pretty much anything in Resident Evil 4, that game had corny dialogue that was classic 'Resident Evil' lame:

'No thanks, 'bro'!'

'I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.'
'Your right hand comes off?'

'Hasta luego.' (meant to be a one-liner. Turns into fail, then epic fail.)

[DS1]

16. "No way I'm eating THIS shit!" - Duke Nukem when you interact with a McD's register

[DS1]

17. Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

DN

[DS1]

18. Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

[DS1]

19. Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.

Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!

Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

Somebody's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation.

Duke Nukem: (after discovering Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down) Now this is a force to be reckoned with!
Duke Nukem: (after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen) Nobody jacks with our Independence!
Duke Nukem: (after entering a back room in Duke Burger) Nobody messes with my meat!
Duke Nukem: Let's Rock!
Duke Nukem: (sometimes says it after squishing an alien) Bitchin!
Duke Nukem: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!
Duke Nukem: (upon seeing an Assault Trooper blowing up after it crosses an activated Laser Tripbomb) Blow it out your ass!
Duke Nukem: (sometimes says it after an alien squishes itself when passing through a wall) Eat shit and die!
Duke Nukem: We meet again, Doctor Jones!

[Inchworm]

21. Yup - Duke had me in stitches

We used his lines in ordinary conversation for a few years :P

:thumbsup:

[mainegreen]

20. My name is Ahmed, but you can call me Timmy

Giant Citizen Kabuto.

[JonLP24]

22. Not really quotes but Weazel News articles on GTA 4

In news that will surprise no one, an official piece of research carried out by pollsters for Weazel News revealed that most terrorists are also committed to the so-called liberal agenda in this country. 90% of the terrorists our researchers spoke to admitted that a government committed to an agenda of porn in schools, compulsory gay marriage for all, and the dreaded universal healthcare is just the kind of government they will take great pleasure in blowing to kingdom come. We will stay with this story as it develops into something substantiated

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Officials indicated that liberals in Congress were to blame, and that investigations into warrantless wiretapping were giving comfort to our enemies - so much comfort we might as well give terrorists fleece blankets and let them curl up next to the cozy fireplace that is America and drink chai tea on all of our tax dollars, just like they do in Britain

http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/wet/weazelNews/weazelNews.xml

I can't find the articles that are my favorites but some of them include phrases such as the "Liberal 'blame america first' media"

[CrownPrinceBandar]

23. "HA HA HA SPACE CADET!" - Gorf

[namahage]

24. Hey Dudes Thanks, for rescuing me.

Let's go for a burger...HA! HA! HA! HA



From the game "Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja" (side-scrolling beat-em-up where the object was to rescue a "President Ronnie").

[KitchenWitch]

25. All your base...

[Pierre.Suave]

26. I'd buy that for a dollar...

some random game from the early 90s... Can't remember which.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. Smash TV.

Also a repeated line in the movie "Robocop."

[Pierre.Suave]

29. Something like that

it was hilarious.

[REP]

33. "The Marching Morons"

A 1951 short story by CM Kornbluth that has been the source material for a bunch of shit, like Idiocracy, the ads and TV shows in Robocop and others.

[Pale Blue Dot]

35. Whatever game that was stole the line from "Robocop". nt

[nickgutierrez]

27. "Metal Gear!"

- Every Metal Gear Solid game

I'm pretty sure that Kojima threw that line into every game after the first one, because he realized what an unintentionally funny, eminently quotable in a bad-action-movie-hero kind of way that it was the first time. When it happened in MGS4, I had to pause the game because I was laughing so hard, and I didn't want to miss any of the story.

[benEzra]

30. "Someone set up us the bomb."

From the same set of scenes as the famous "all your base" remark...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

32. "Master using it and you can have this."

"Grumble, grumble, grumble."

[Broken_Hero]

39. Zelda...

The grumble, grumble, grumble part, had me going for a couple days(as in trying to figure the puzzle out).

[Bucky]

34. "That move is not allowed!"

from Free Cell

[Initech]

36. One I use from GTA: SA all the time:

"Relax. You'll be home in time for a blowjob and a bologna sandwich."

[cemaphonic]

37. "The cake is a lie"

Really, most of Portal is one great line after another. But that one is iconic.

[TCJ70]

38. Look! MIRA!!!! [said by the only spanish character) (Halo 1) n/t

[Orrex]

40. Whatever the hell Gorf said

Got to love those early 80's voice synthesizers.

[Ohio Joe]

41. "It is pitch black.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

yeah... maybe not exactly a video game but still the best game quote.

[madeline_con]

42. "Finish him!"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. Legend of Zelda II - "I am error."

[BarenakedLady]

44. Bunch of nerds!

Geeesh...

So sad, really.

:eyes:

[Odin2005]

45. "You all sound like chapters in a self-help booklet!" from Final Fantasy 3.

Kefka = LOL

[Nicole Lambeth]

46. "LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!" - WoW

I'm not sure if this even counts, but I still find it hysterical.

[Angleae]

47. Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!

[MrSlayer]

48. Minsc was so annoying.

I had to kill him.

[petronius]

49. "I love you, sarge" -- Starcraft (nt)