Dark shit.. I'm alive damnit!!

[Inchworm]

Three people called me today to ask me if I was dead.

Lots of weird crap happens in my life daily, but this was a first.

Turns out my crackhead ex-wife heard from a fellow crackhead I was dead and the grapevine is buzzing.

I'm alive.. right? :P

:banghead:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. There's crack in them thar mountains ...

meth, too ;)

[Inchworm]

3. But mainly meth

:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. uhm....kind of like this ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1s_-MBIiTU&feature=related

[Bertha Venation]

2. You're alive!

Either that, or you're a bot.

Are you a bot?

[Inchworm]

4. oh shit.. a bot

How can I tell?

:scared:

[Bertha Venation]

9. Call your wife and tell her her mother's maiden name.

If you get it right, you're alive.

If you get it wrong, you're obviously a bot.

Or is that a pod person? . . .

[HopeHoops]

5. If you didn't see your obituary in the paper, then you are alive.

If it WAS there, move to a tropical island - you don't owe CitiBank anymore money!

[Inchworm]

10. Bingo!

I think that may have been it. Obits are announced daily and my last name "rhymes" with one mentioned... rhymes only to crackheads :D

:hi:

[SoxFan]

6. No, you're not.

But don't worry. We can send you to that island from "Lost" and get you back on your feet in no time.

[Inchworm]

11. Will Greywarrior be there?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[texas1928]

7. BBBRRRAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSS

you're a zombie.

[Inchworm]

12. I do have a hunger for knowledge!

Braaaaiiiinsss!!!

:hi:

[ThomCat]

8. You have friends tied into the crackhead grapevine?

:scared:

I'm glad you're alive. But I think perhaps you need to do a bit more to distance yourself from crazies in your past. :hug:

[Inchworm]

13. I'm distant to most

hehe

There is a functional crackhead/methfiend/alchoholic sub-set still in my network. :crazy:

:hi:

[graywarrior]

14. I think they meant "dead to me" dead in crackhead world

And I am on LOST most of the time. Especially today.

[Inchworm]

15. I think I can score some cheap radio parts

Will that give me an "in" ?

:*

[graywarrior]

16. Define "in".

:popcorn:

[Inchworm]

17. Umm, err.. in

as in, in.

Out is ok but in has its perks.

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

18. OK, you're in.

[Inchworm]

19. Newsflash: Daughter advises me to be careful going to the store

Since the crackhead grapevine has fizzled noone is sure how I might have died this morning.

She is really having a blast with this :D

:rofl: