Best Notarized Document Ever

[DS1]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0430091jury1.html

[bicentennial_baby]

1. !

:rofl:

[rcrush]

2. Nice

Does that work?

edit: just clicked onthe link. Yes! It does work!

[HopeHoops]

3. "count the wrinkles on my dog's balls"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

4. Beautiful.

[flvegan]

5. That is more than awesome.

[dpbrown]

6. Enjoy your time in jail

Geez, what a moron.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. i have jury duty next week.

[KitchenWitch]

9. OMG So do I!

I report on May 5th.

[petronius]

11. Do you have a dog?

Apparently, there's a handy way out of serving, if you want...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. yes, i do but dog lost his balls a while ago

[DS1]

14. ^^ Your dog can divide by zero

[Debi]

8. Oh Geez! Belgrade, Montana...

x(

Just a few miles where I grew up...*sigh*

[Aristus]

10. Tell him he is going to be beheaded for civic assholery, and then see how excited

he gets about our justice system and due process.

[redqueen]

12. Holy crap...

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

15. I guess that is one way to go about getting out of jury duty!

:o

[ThomCat]

16. He's going to be called for jury duty every 2 years like clockwork.

I think the judge is going to guarantee that. :rofl:

[DS1]

17. kick

[GOPisEvil]

18. You might end up believing in the "justice" system once you're on the wrong side of it.

I will say he'd probably make a shitty juror though...

[krispos42]

19. *snort*

:rofl:

[SoxFan]

20. Judges are known for their senses of humor about such things...

:sarcasm:

Truth be told, this guy would never survive the jury selection process.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. speaking of balls

that took some.

He would not make a good juror, anyway.