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kmla
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Tue Aug-12-03 12:08 PM Original message |
Post your bad puns and riddles here... |
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SOteric
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Tue Aug-12-03 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup...? |
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TlalocW
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Tue Aug-12-03 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
2. I've always liked this one... |
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Richardo
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Tue Aug-12-03 12:34 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. I like those absurdist riddles... |
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underpants
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Tue Aug-12-03 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
3. Total Recall/Governator/ whatever stupid s**t they come up with next |
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fertilizeonarbusto
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Tue Aug-12-03 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
4. greatest puns ever |
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Twenty3
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Tue Aug-12-03 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
6. I See! |
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kmla
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Tue Aug-12-03 12:55 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Version II... |
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On the Road
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Tue Aug-12-03 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
8. Why Are There Four Doors in a Chicken Coop? |
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kmla
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Tue Aug-12-03 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
9. Know how to cook a kidney? |
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disgruntella
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Tue Aug-12-03 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
10. not a pun but a bad joke |
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SiobhanClancy
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Tue Aug-12-03 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
11. Here's two bad ones.. |
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Darth_Ole
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Tue Aug-12-03 11:43 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. People think that all sheep are alike. |
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UrbScotty
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Tue Aug-12-03 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
12. One atom to the other: "I've lost an electron." |
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BritishHuman
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Tue Aug-12-03 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
13. How do you titillate an ocelot? |
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Breezy du Nord
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Tue Aug-12-03 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
14. Bad one |
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stilpist
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Tue Aug-12-03 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
15. Midget running through the streets of Prague, |
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BrotherBuzz
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Tue Aug-12-03 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
16. Did you hear about the guy who had a dog with no legs? |
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Aristus
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Tue Aug-12-03 10:52 PM Response to Original message |
17. I was going to post a pun about a sausage, |
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CO Liberal
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Tue Aug-12-03 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
19. What Kind of Coffee Do They Serve in Mental Hospitals? |
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Catshrink
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Tue Aug-12-03 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
20. Friends may come... |
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stilpist
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Wed Aug-13-03 09:27 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Reminds me of |
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BritishHuman
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Wed Aug-13-03 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
21. I was going to go on a course... |
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FloridaJudy
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Wed Aug-13-03 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
22. Lame *and* sick |
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