Bob Boudelang's New Mail

[MrBenchley]

Freepers seem to be under the peculiar idea that the column is an invitation to debate...

"From: "RSDowns"
To: [e-mail]
Subject: From a Former Liberal
Date: Sat, 13 Mar 2004 13:24:28 -0500
Modern liberalism has lost its way. You are exhibit A.  It offers no positive vision or workable solutions to our modern problems.
It is has devolved into Bush hatred and bashing and a blame America first mentality.
You need to get a life.

RS--you're writing e-mails to an obviously fictional character; don't tell anyone they need to get a life.

"From: "Steven Ebenroth"
To: [e-mail]
Subject: hi
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 10:36:11 -0500
hi!
  Your people are going to loose this november. I can't wait to read your silly little column the week after the election, since W is going to take Florida, and the total popular vote again, this time without any sign of any wrongdoing.  
Steve
P.S. DO do something about those teeth, or are you waiting for the government to foot that bill too.
hugs!"

Gee, stevie....it's pretty funny to hear that no WMD's in Iraq, open corruption with Halliburton, and Enron haven't been signs of "wrongdoing" to you...Somehow I suspect this unelected drunk is only going to get the votes of people as dumb and deluded as you.

[Turbineguy]

1. But.........I thought

Bob was a conservative.......

[Droopy]

2. No kidding

What are these people talking about? They should be praising Bob in his rants.

[MrBenchley]

8. Bob IS a conservative

and it seems, somewhat smarter than the average one...

[gator_in_Ontario]

3. Oh no! We're going to 'loose'! n/t

[DrWeird]

5. Nough, its "were" going to loose.

Sow stawp saighing dat!

[Kahuna]

4. I hope the national media picks up on your satire..

It's great! :7

[MrBenchley]

9. Thanks..

your lips to God's ear...

[Blue-Jay]

6. They might steal Florida again...

But I guarantee that Ohio will go Dem.

You hear that, FREEPS!?! I guaran-fuckin-tee it! Your boy is done, and there's not SHIT you can do about it. Pussies.

[MrBenchley]

10. His ass is grass in NJ too...

Keep up the good work...

[punpirate]

7. What is this...

... "take... the total popular vote again" stuff. There's been a lot of revisionist history going on lately, but I don't remember that being one of the items.

It's gettin' real weird out there....

[MrBenchley]

11. The whole Republican platform and campaign

seems geared to reach someone who wasn't very bright or well educated to start with and who's blown out his brain on drugs and drink....wonder why?