Favorite quote from a Chris Guest movie?

[FunBobbyMucha]

In my case, it would be "Rhapsody has two mommies!" or the suicide squad captain luring his son down with "I shit you not, you little freak!"

Include your fave CG movie if you wanna. Mine is definitely "Best in Show."

[felonious thunk]

1. We have a lot in common

We both like soup, snow peas, and talking, and not talking. We could not talk forever, and still find things to not talk about.

[Blue-Jay]

2. "We have armadillos in our trousers"

No better movie than Spinal Tap.

None.

Also: "What's wrong with being sexy?"

EDIT: Yes...Technically, that's a Rob Reiner movie. So what?

[BlueEyedSon]

4. There you go again, BJ

stealing my thunder, hitting return SECONDS ahead of me.....

[Blue-Jay]

8. I've got it in for you.

Everybody knows that.

[BlueEyedSon]

3. "Lick my love pump"

Although "this goes to eleven" is pretty good too.
You can guess my fave.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

5. "whaaaa Haaaaapened"?

[daveskilt]

6. Remember not to wrap your zuchini in aluminium foil - spinal tap

but I love waiting for Guffman more...the stool song is high comedy.

[Aristus]

7. "You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those

years ago. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. How marvelous!"

[silver state d]

9. "It goes to 11"

[ProfessorGAC]

17. New Take On That Line

On the biotape, "The Satch Tapes", Michael McKean plays Derek again. He is interviewed about the time Spinal Tap played with Joe Satriani.

He says that Joe was frightened by the volume at the sound check, and the reason is that "our amps go to infinity. They used to stop at 11, but we went right past that to infinity."

So, now they have loud amps!

Other great line from that new incarnation of Derek. "I would play just like Joe if i understood any of the things he's doing."
The Professor

[teevee99]

10. "you're all just bastard people!

I'm going to go home and bite my pillow!"
-waiting for guffman

[jburton]

19. you took mine

I'll have to think of another!

[hatrack]

11. "God, she looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig!"

"Bratwurst and shilleleaghs, paging Dr. Freud!"

"Don't look at the fat-ass losers! Look at me! LOOK AT ME!!"

[Hell Hath No Fury]

12. "It was a shit box."

Favorite movie is "Waiting for Guffman".

Corky's dance...who can forget it? :)

[Westegg]

13. Tap Rules!

David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but -

Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.

David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.

Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, actually mean it.

David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but -

Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.

David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear.

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. "It's amazing to realize that in some countries...

these dogs are eaten" Fred Willard in Best in Show.

[tridim]

15. "You can't really dust for vomit"

"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."

[U of M Dem 07]

26. My favorite too!

That line never fails to crack me up. Spinal tap is the best! :)

[VOX]

16. "You will drool at the splendor of our magic stools!"

from "Guffman," and sidesplitting it is.

[Zorba607]

18. which brings me back to the number five

there are five letters in blaine. mix them up and you get nebali, the name of the planet far, far, far away."

"Let me tell you something else, inside this circle the weather never changes. It's always 68 degrees with a 40% chance of rain. ALWAYS"

[jburton]

20. "There will always be a place for me at Dairy Queen"

Parker Posey character in Guffman.

[daveskilt]

22. and her listing of the menu items at the DQ was excellent

we got blizzards...an we got yknow cones.

[Red State Rebel]

21. There was a history of abuse in our family, most of it musical.

[WildClarySage]

23. "Get some rest.

If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything. "

[democracyindanger]

24. "I was sitting in a Starbucks

and I saw her sitting in the Starbucks across the street."

[flamingyouth]

25. "There's a fine line between clever and stupid"

Spinal Tap

God, I LIVE for that quote...