What should my next "John" shirt say?

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: What should my next "John" shirt say?

Because I'm such a megageek (to look at, I mean) I always think it's inherently funny to wear a grease monkey type workshirt with the name ironed on, and as my name is John it's easier (though not as easy as I thought it would be) to find these in thrift stores than if my name were, say, Aloysius. My current one is mustard yellow with a Modern logo (for Modern Exterminating). As I keep shrinking, it no longer fits, though. I think I'm going to cut to the chase and just print my own, with a made-up logo of my own choice. My own favorite is Creepy Old Guy, but I'm open to suggestions.

This is about what would be funny on a shirt, and isn't necessarily any commentary on me. Therefore, feel free to vote for "Flaming A-hole," or to suggest something even worse, without fear of offending me. I don't offend easily.

[MajorChode]

1. John 4:20

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Too MF funny!

But considering where I live (buckle of Bible Belt), nobody would realize it's a joke. (Might do it anyway, though.)

[MajorChode]

4. It would just make them go look up John 4:20 in the bible and then scratch their heads

[Bossy Monkey]

5. "Our fathers worshipped in this mountain; and ye say, that in Jerusalem is the place where men...

ought to worship."? I'm scratching my head myself. Or maybe I ought to quit trusting Bartleby. http://www.bartleby.com/108/43/4.html#20 :)

[MajorChode]

6. And while the adults are looking it up, their kids will be hitting you up to sell them some reefer

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. Deere