Kiss me, I have a canker, bad breath, bleeding gums, and scummy teeth

[Catch22Dem]

LOL, I jest. I'm a very clean person. :evilgrin:

[Carni]

1. This way ===============>

To Freerepublic


"I have a canker, bad breath, bleeding gums, and scummy teeth"

I think you want to be at at freerepublic LOL

[Catch22Dem]

2. HAHAHAHA

Good response! That was funny.

My first FR post could be:
"Hi, I'd like y'all to meet my wife and sister" (one girl standing next to me)
- I stole that from Bill Hicks.

[rustydog]

3. Who let Sean Hannity post here?

:toast:

[Skittles]

4. GOOD, I was fixing to come over to kick your ass

and then take you to the freaking dentist.:7

[MO_Dem]

5. Whew!

What a relief! Reading the subject line, I was askeered that Duhbya was posting on DU! I'm glad I decided to click and find out was a joke!

[peterh]

6. You may be clean, but this critter isn’t…

[Fenris]

7. Are you Shane McGowan?

[Zinfandel]

8. Your Irish Jimmie Dunn's wet dream...

Just picture life down here on the Bowery...wooden peg legs, patches on the eye, bad whiskey, slops of beer, shives in the back...life is good...Your a dream come true, you come along and you've got class! WOW!