What if...

[Lady Freedom]

Bush came to you and asked you what you thought of him and the job he was doing. What would you tell him?

[Birthmark]

1. Why wouldn't I?

He just looks like another guy to me.

[JohnKleeb]

2. the dead truth

[Raven]

3. I would tell him

to get down on his knees and ask God for forgivness for ruining this country...then I would suggest that he pack a bag and join Charles Taylor.

[proud patriot]

4. I'd call him a daddy's boy

:evilgrin:

[leftist_rebel1569]

5. first of all...

i'd make sure he couldn't escape. Then, I go on for hours, picking at his lies. Then, I offer him week-old milk that's been souring itself on the counter...


Edit: Mwa ha ha...welcome to the 700 club, Lady Freedom! }(

[Lady Freedom]

10. I am!!!!

I didn't notice! when did that Happen? yeah!!!!!

[Rocinante]

6. That would never

happen to me because I could never afford or get invited to his "events". I can't post what my response would be cause I don't want to get banned for gratuitous profanity.

[tarkus]

7. Honestly, I would probably just ignore him because I hate arguing.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. You have the right to remain silent

and refuse to answer any questions.
Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law.
As we discuss this matter, you have a right to stop answering my questions at any time you desire.
You have a right to a lawyer before speaking to me, to remain silent until you can talk to him or her, and to have your lawyer present when you are being questioned.
If you want a lawyer but cannot afford one, one will be provided to you without cost.
Do you understand each of these rights I have explained to you?
Now that I have advised you of your rights, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present?

[Booberdawg]

9. ROTFLOL!

:thumbsup:

[Lady Freedom]

11. Oh yeah!

You go girl!

[Rhiannon12866]

13. Me too! LOL! n/t

[Shanty Oilish]

12. I'm SO glad you asked...

...What exactly are you doing about domestic hostages in Saudi Arabia?

[Lady Freedom]

14. Good one!

Anyone else?

[UrbScotty]

15. "So... Where's Osama?"

?

[ornotna]

16. I'ld want to sit down with him

and crack the bible open, and read... Luke 18: 18-23 A certain ruler asked him, "Good Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?" Jesus said to him, "Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone. You know the commandments: 'You shall not commit adultery; You shall not murder; You shall not steal; You shall not bear false witness; Honor your father and mother.'" He replied, "I have kept all these since my youth.":eyes: When Jesus heard this, he said to him, "THERE IS STILL ONE THING LACKING. SELL ALL THAT YOU OWN AND DISTRIBUTE THE MONEY TO THE POOR, AND YOU WILL HAVE TREASURE IN HEAVEN; THEN COME, FOLLOW ME." But when he heard this, he became sad, for he was very rich.

and then tell him....see you in hell asshole!

[kmla]

17. I'd tell him...

"It's pronounced NU-KLEE-ERR, not NUKE-YOU-LERR, you dumbass!

:mad:

[commander bunnypants]

18. Punch him in his nose

Dress him up like a monkey. Take him to New York and play organ grinder and make him beg for bananas


DDQM

[Aristus]

19. I'd tell him, if he loves war so much,

he should pick up a rifle and go relieve those poor men and women dying in the ungodly heat for the cheap oil of his campaign contributors.

[Rhiannon12866]

21. I agree with you completely

If he expects our brave soldiers to endure this horrific misadventure into which he has thrust them, he should have the courage of his convictions. This reminded me of one of the most ludicrious articles I have ever seen in ``The Onion.'' It depicts Bush* leading our troops into battle.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3911/bush_bravely_leads.html

[44wax]

20. I'd tell him that prisons have good dope so don't worry about going

[sasquatch]

23. HAHA don't foget the free anal sex either

no more need for pickles

[Exultant Democracy]

22. I would ask him why he was bothering to ask me,

since he talks to god and all.

[Rhiannon12866]

24. That's true

``God'' told him to invade Iraq. If anyone else had come out with such a statement, they would have been hospitalized and put on anti-psychotic medication!:crazy: