Contest: Write an 1884-style campaign slogan for 2004!

[Robb]

1884 was, as I see it, the pinnacle of the Golden Age of presidential sloganeering, as evidenced by these little ditties:

"Blaine, Blaine, James G. Blaine, The Continental Liar from the State of Maine!"

...which came from Grover Cleveland's camp; and

"Ma, Ma, Where's my Pa, Gone to the White House, Ha, Ha, Ha!"

...which came from the opposition, James Blaine.

Can we possibly hope to rekindle this kind of mean-spirited rhyming contention in 2004? Or am I chasing a crazy, crazy dream...?

Helpful tip: "Coup" does rhyme with "poo", not "poop".

[ConcernedCanuk]

1. hmmm - #1 hit on Google by the looks of it!

[Burma Jones]

2. How About - Push Push Out the Bush

Georgie Porgie Puddin and Pie
Can't keep himself from tellin a lie

[rocktivity]

3. Bush, Bush,

give him a push
out of the White House onto his tush!

:headbang:
rocknation

[AlienGirl]

4. George Bush is a horse's tush

[felonious thunk]

5. Mary, Mary vote for Kerry

Bush is nasty and he's scary!*

*Of course Mary wouldn't have been able to vote in 1884, so you could also substitute Larry, Gary, Barry or Terry here.

[grannylib]

6. Bush Bush the Horse's Tush

Come November
Give him a Push


Bush and Cheney
Acid Rainy

Little Georgie Washington
said:
"I cannot tell a lie."
NOW Little Georgie W
Cannot tell the TRUTH
Unless pigs fly