I just watched Scanners while on mushrooms. Ask me anything

[SweetZombieJesus]

Or don't.

[donotpassgo]

1. Scanners is a bad trip in itself...you're friggin nuts.

[SweetZombieJesus]

3. Could be worse. I could have watched Videodrome

Though I do have to say, I'm feeling mighty dark at the moment. Cronenberg is a great filmaker and all, but god damn, that boy ain't right.

I feel sort of electric right now, in a completely vague way because science always bored me, so I don't know specifics. Maybe I'm a quark or a neutrino? I don't even know what those are.

[Fozzledick]

2. How's your head?

:nuke:

[SweetZombieJesus]

5. Fine, though if I could scan people, Hannity would be having a massive..

aneurysm right now.

[Runesong]

11. Fozzledick?!?

Is this the same fozzledick that used to frequent my BBS back in the day? (For those who do not know what a BBS, or a "fozzledick" is... err, umm... It is not what it sounds like perv!)

[Fozzledick]

21. Another Fozzledick? This universe just ain't big enough!

More than likely I am, especially if your board was in the Worcester Mass. area. Which board?

(and as I used to remind someone-or-other: KEEP YER HANDS OFF OF MY LAST SYLABLE!)

[Wonk]

4. Is someone knocking at your door?

[SweetZombieJesus]

7. Your parlor tricks amuse me

I don't know what that means. Just seemed like the thing to say.

[roughsatori]

12. I don['t know what it means either

but I just wrote it down to send as a reply to the next email that annoys me.

[SweetZombieJesus]

14. I've taken to pretending I'm Alec Guinness when fools bother me

Once again, I have no idea what that means. I'm peaking, you see, and my mind is all over the god damn place. It's a wonder I can even post.

[roughsatori]

20. I'm Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights and I'm tired of being dead

Cathy is that you?

[Dookus]

6. umm...

got any to share?

[SweetZombieJesus]

8. No, I'm a bit of a whore when it comes to sharing

If I could give you some through the magic of the interweb, I would, but sadly, that's not the case.

[alfredo]

9. One question,

just one question, I will ask you one question.

[Deja Q]

10. Was it good for you?

:evilgrin:

[The Backlash Cometh]

13. Shiitake or Portobello?

You really need to watch out for those Portobellos, especially if you're frying. They can soak up so much oil.

[SweetZombieJesus]

16. Shiitake has always looked like the name of a Japanese Death Metal band

to me. Jesus, that was manic as all hell. Where the fuck did that come from?

[roughsatori]

15. I Just Watched Mushrooms while Scanning; ask me anything

NT

[SweetZombieJesus]

17. I'm grinning like a jug-eared feeb at that. I wouldn't normally, you know

Why does everything I write sound like it should be coming out of Elizabeth Taylor circa 1956's mouth right now?

[The Backlash Cometh]

18. Oh, now you're f***ing with his head.

That's just cruel, man.

[SweetZombieJesus]

19. Cruel fun, I don't mind. I'm trying to be Burroghs over here but all I can

muster is sub-Dawson's Creek dialogue at best. They've even managed to cheapen drugs, Hollywood has.

This is going to be awfully fun to read when I'm straight later.

[roughsatori]

22. Hey I was going to tell him to read the Mugwump chapter

of Naked Lunch by William Burroughs and then his keyboard is related to the one in the movie of Naked Lunch. Or I was going to PM him the section in Marquis De Sade's Justine, the section where he sues up her vagina with a sewing needle,and then she has sex with her father,
but I didn't because I am a good person.

[SweetZombieJesus]

23. You're sort of a dark little imp. I like that

Right now I feel like a cross between Truman Capote and Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies.

[roughsatori]

27. I feel like a cross between Mama Cass and Karen Carpenter

I can't decide if I should eat or not.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. How many fingers am I waving?

[SweetZombieJesus]

25. Somewhere between 8 googleplex and negative 2

Am I right? Do I win a cookie?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. Yes you are right and I just gave you a laser show with my fingers

and now you want more? :shrug:

[Khephra]

26. Ok..have you ever seen Videodrome on acid?

Kef smiles knowingly.

:evilgrin:

[SweetZombieJesus]

29. No, but I don't think I'd want to

Scanners was hard enough to get through on shrooms.

[Skittles]

28. JESUS SWEETZOMBIE

JUST DON'T GO OUT LEST THE TRAFFIC SIGNALS TAKE ON NEW COLORS. :7

[Rick Myers]

30. Listen to this:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/rmyers189/as2003.mp3

[Wonk]

31. What's wrong with this picture?