Are Aries men truly the pimps of the zodiac?

[Mandate My Ass]

My son, an Aries, says it's true. Here are some famous Aries men:

Steve McQueen
Steven Tyler
Warren Beatty (He's so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him)
Vince Vaughn
Eric Clapton
Al Gore
Ewan McGregor
Alec Baldwin
Robert Downey Jr.
Giovanni Ribisi
Marlon Brando (pimp to end all Pimps)
Eddie Murphy
Billy Dee Williams
Russel Crowe
Hugh Hefner (oh please)
Dennis Quaid
Omar Sharif
Andy Garcia
Al Green (pimp and a half)
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Martin Lawrence
Ryan O'Neal

[HEyHEY]

1. Don't forget HEyHEY

Pimp of the message board! Aries to the CORE!

[Rick Myers]

2. Same here...

:shrug:

[Pompitous_Of_Love]

26. Moi aussi

But not cut out for pimpin'.

[boilerbabe]

30. Am trying to think of the song that inspired your screen-name

Promises of Love...shit. something from K-Roq in Los Angeles....Do tell me !

[GOPisEvil]

40. The Joker - Steve Miller Band

http://users.cis.net/sammy/joker.htm

[Mandate My Ass]

3. Oooops

my bad!

How strong is your pimp hand? :D

[Yaoi_Huntress_Earth]

4. Hee, hee

*Gets mental picture of brother-in-law dressed as a pimp and busts up laughing.* Interesting. I'd figure scorpios would be since they're ruled by their privates (no lie) and said to be one of the more sexual of the zodiac.
Love,
Yaoi Huntress Earth
A Scoripio

[dolo amber]

5. What, no William Shatner!

Born March 22, great day if you ask me...;)

[Mandate My Ass]

6. Uh, didn't he do green women?

or green aliens or something?

[dolo amber]

7. Yes

But he was oh-so smooooooooooooth while he was doing it. :D

[HEyHEY]

9. yeah!

Me and will have the same b-day!

[dolo amber]

10. Then we can exchange cards

Cos it's my b'day too! :D :toast:

(now you see why I picked him instead of the other celeb of note born on that day, Andrew Lloyd Webber x( )

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. oh yeah...well Virgos are cool too...check out this list

River Phoenix - Actor
Leonard Bernstein - Conductor
Sean Connery - Actor
Regis Philbin - TV Personality
Elvis Costello - Singer
Prince Albert - Royalty
Richard Attenborough - TV Host
Lyndon Johnson - President USA
Mother Teresa - Humanitarian
Yasser Arafat - Political Figure
Pee Wee Herman - Comedian
Frances Kettering - Engineer
Ingrid Bergman - Actress
Elliot Gould - Actor
Michael Jackson - Singer
Buddy Hacket - Actor
James Coburn - Actor
Richard Gere - Actor
Rocky Marciano - Boxer
Alan Dershowitz - Attorney
Lilly Tomlin - Comediene
Gloria Estefan - Singer

Terry Bradshaw - Sports Figure
Charlie Sheen - Actor
Ivan the Terrible - Royalty
Tomas Eagelton - Politician
John Mitchell - Politician
Bob Newhart - Actor
Raquel Welch - Actress
Joseph Kennedy Sr. - Famous Family
Daniel Inouye - Politician
Buddy Holly - Singer
Robert Taft - Politician
Peter Sellers - Actor
Sam Nun - Politician
Jimmy “the Greek Snyder - Celebrity
Otis Redding - Musician
Michael Keaton - Actor
rnold Palmer - Sport Figure
Charles Kuralt - Journalist
Jose Feliciano - Singer
Tom Landry - Sports Figure
O. Henry - Writer
D.H. Lawrence - Writer
Bob Packwood - Politician
Brian Depalma - Director
Kristy McNichol - Actress
Henry L. Menken - Writer
Maurice Chevalier - Actor
Linda Gray - Actress
Clara Schumann - Composer
Milton Hershey - Industrialist
Claudette Colbert - Actress
Jacqueline Bissett - Actress
Nell Carter - Actress
Margaret Sanger - Activist
George Fenimore Cooper - Writer
William H. Taft - President US
Agatha Christie - Writer
Jackie Cooper - Actor
Louis XIV 'Sun King' - Royalty
Lauren Bacall - Actress
Warren Burger - U.S. Justice
Anne Bancroft - Actress
John Ritter - Actor
Refrigerator Perry - Sports Figure
Greta Garbo - Actress
Mickey Mouse - Cartoon Character
Cass Elliot - Singer
Jeremy Irons - Actor
Twiggy - Model
Joan Lunden - TV Personality
Upton Sinclare - Writer
Dr. Joyce Brothers - Psychologist
Sophia Loren - Actress
H. G. Wells - Writer
Stephen King - Writer
Bill Murray - Actor
Joan Jett - Singer

[Mandate My Ass]

11. My son seriously wants to know *are you serious?*

John Ritter???
Pee Wee Herman?
Stephen King (cool but not a pimp)
Bob Packwood (ROFLPIMP)
Alan Dershowitz
Bob Newhart?
Buddy Hackett?

Is this your idea of a pimp list? (that's not me talking, it's my son the Aries pimp)

[THUNDER HANDS]

21. oh pimps?!?!

I thought you said WIMPS

:evilgrin:

:eyes:

[Sal316]

12. Surely you jest! Everyone knows Scorps are the pimps of the zodiac!

Lauren Bessette
Bjork
Lisa Bonet
Danny DeVito
Richard Dreyfuss
Calista Flockhart
Jodie Foster
John Gotti
Harry Hamlin
Ethan Hawke
Shere Hite (who published the Hite Report on Sexuality)
Rock Hudson
Demi Moore
Pablo Picasso
Prince Charles
Puff Daddy
Julia Roberts
Meg Ryan
David Schwimmer
Nicolette Sheridan
Maria Shriver
Elizabeth Hurley
Avril Lavigne
Alanis Morissette
Prince

[Mandate My Ass]

16. Sal needs a little schoolin' on pimpology

Dreyfuss...could not pimp a $5 crack ho
Prince Charles...can you say inbreeding?
Rock Hudson...c'mon now.
David Schwimmer...couldn't even buy Dreyfus's crack ho.

And the women? This is a pimp list, thank you.

(N.B. I'm only the typist in this debate)

[Sal316]

27. Ok, there's some clankers in that list....

..but Gotti, Hamlin, Hawke, Puff Daddy?

Gotta give me sumthin' for that!

[Lady Freedom]

42. Scorp's are know to be lovers...

without a dout! However They love to be loved, Aries are know to enjoy the exsperence, and move on. So if you can rope an aries, they say you are a luck guy/gal!

[MountainLaurel]

46. Scorp + Aries = ?

I'm a Scorpio to the bone, and my sweetie pie is an Aries. So what does that bode for us?

[newyawker99]

47. Congrats MountainLaurel!! 600 posts

:toast:

[5thGenDemocrat]

50. Mom was a Scorpio, Dad was an Aries

They had 23 years of marriage and five kids before their mutual parting of the ways in 1974 (mom wanted to pursue her intellectual interests, dad wanted to race cars). Good luck.
John
I sure hope you like kids. They had us in 1954, 1955, 1956 (me), 1957 and 1961.

[Lady Freedom]

52. I take it that...

There is no room that has not been enjoyed. heheheee!:evilgrin:


Sorpio can never say no, Aries like to play. So your love life,so says the stars, is RED HOT! hwooooo! :nuke:

[Armstead]

13. Or would-be pimps of the Zodiac

As an Aries, I haveta admit that I wouldn't qualify.

Not that I've been totally devoid, but my love-life could only be compared to Russel Crowe in the realm of fantasy.

[Mandate My Ass]

14. Interesting....

but your current love life may not be at all indicative of your pimp quotient.

[mitchum]

15. Since I don't See Robert Beck AKA Iceberg Slim on that list...

I would have to say no

[Mandate My Ass]

18. Trick Baby knows allllllllllllllllllllllll about

Iceberg Slim. The movie was shot in our back yard on 52nd and Market St.

That's my son's biography, dawg.

[short bus president]

17. No, Geminis are, definitely.

Oh, shut up! You're embarrassing me!

Suck it, wanker. We're the f*cking shizznit and I know it.

[Mandate My Ass]

19. Geminis are totally schizo

you just proved it, dude!

[GOPisEvil]

36. WE ARE NOT!!! YES WE ARE!!!!

Oh, um, never mind. *sheepish grin*

[short bus president]

39. Hey! That's MY line,

Wooderson.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

41. LOL...I need to scan the pics of my Impala...

Put it in my sig line. LOL.

Does this mean I have to get arrested for playing the bongos are 3a.m., nude and stoned? I don't have a problem with that, just need to know.

[short bus president]

43. All it really means

is that I will now obnoxiously refer to you as "Wooderson" (or maybe just "Woody") every time I feel so compelled upon running into you in the Lounge. I'm almost shocked at how well it fits. And yeah, do get those impala pics up - I'll even loan you my sig line quote... doesn't fit so well with the diesel-powered stubbybus.

So, um, got those Aerosmith tickets yet?

;-)

[SweetZombieJesus]

20. I hate that "pimp" has somehow derived a good connotation

If you ever met a real pimp, you'd shit yourself with fear. Real pimps are fucking sociopaths, not something to be emulated.

[Mandate My Ass]

22. Jesus was a big ole pimp

I ain't scared of Jesus. Should I be?

[SweetZombieJesus]

23. Sorry I lashed out, I'm just in a very bad place right now

Resume fun and levity now.

[Mandate My Ass]

24. Sorry, dude

I just read your other post about your gf. I hope you find peace during this rough time.

[SweetZombieJesus]

25. Thank you

Sorry if I took the wind out of your sails.

[short bus president]

28. Not necessarily

Madames are "pimps" too.

And just how harmful does this guy look, anyway:

[DrFunkenstein]

29. Take Off Your High-Heels and Put On Some Ho-Heels

<>

[Best_man23]

31. Aries Here

Yes, we are passionate and full of fire (after all, Mars is our planet). Add David Letterman to that list, as he and I share the same day for our birthdays.

[Crewleader]

32. Hi Monica_L

I'm a Aries Woman...ask son what does that make me? :7


Fun thread friend! :loveya: :hi:

[Mandate My Ass]

34. He'd say Yoooooowwwwch!

Which is what he says whenever he encounters a really fine hottie! :*

We had lots of fun with this; he loved all the responses. Maybe I can get him to join DU although he keeps telling me I have to change my screen name to anything but Monica_L. He's a bossy little Aries.

[WoodrowFan]

33. That Explains

My love of caddies with tires with big white stripes on the side and a fur dashboard, the platform shoes, the big fur coat and the rest of the outfits that look like a reject from the original "Shaft." Damn B---_H! That explains EVERYTHING!!

:silly: Aries

[underpants]

35. Hey! Pimping ain't easy (include me on the list-matcom too)

JCMach1 also we all share the same birthday.

[Mandate My Ass]

44. The underpants are positively *pimp*

That was never in doubt.

Did you get them here? www.PimpIt.com

[underpants]

45. No but that is funny

:bounce:

[JCMach1]

53. Yes, there were a couple of times that this 'pimp'

dated 3 or more women at the same time.

They were very tiring, but happy periods in my life...

:)

And most of the ladies knew about the other ones. At the very least, they knew we were not dating exclusively.

Guess it was time to fess up...!

[Lady Freedom]

37. I read somewhere that...

most people who join the "Mile High Club" are Aries. They also say that People born in Aries are some of the most adventure seeking people around. In and out of bed!

That would explane me.hehehe!

[dawg]

38. Dawg is an Aries!

But I don't think I'd make a very good pimp. I'd probably just let them keep all their money - they earned it.

Not a member of the mile-high club, but I'd really like to be.

I do have an older model Cadillac - does that count?

[5thGenDemocrat]

48. My dad was an Aries (and a Republican)

I never saw another guy who had as many friends as he did. He was handsome (looked like John Garfield), smart and funny (REAL funny) and women loved him. He was honest, too -- about the only guy I can think of who'd admit to voting for Richard Nixon THREE TIMES! I'm sure he'd have hated *, though, and mom's vote cancelled his vote for years, anyhow.
John
"Pimp Daddy Jack" -- yeah, he'd kinda like the sound of that.

[Mandate My Ass]

51. Pimp Daddy Jack sounds like quite a charmer

He also sounds exactly like my son. My kid is 6'5" handsome with a smile that can knock you out. Everybody wants to know the name of the orthodontist I used, but he never had braces in his life. I can't begin to keep track of his friends or their names. He has the gift of schmooze. He's so good even when I *know* he's schmoozing me to get money or get out of doing something I still fall for it.

Thanks for checking in. :hi:

[donotpassgo]

49. TAURUS ROCKS!!! BITE ME.

Stevie Wonder, Jack Nicholson, Pierce Brosnan, Luther Vandross, David Byrne, Al Pacino, George Lucas, Andre Agassi, Billy Joel, Willie Nelson, Salvador Dali, Malcolm X, Fred Astaire, Rudolph Valentino, Orson Welles, Sigmund Freud, Adolf Hitler, Shakespeare, Brahms

[VOX]

54. Aries man here...4/15 -- Income Tax Day!!

I do love the ladies, but that government-tainted b-day is a bit of a drag.

[DoctorBombay]

55. You can add Doctor Bombay to that list!!!!

You can also add James Caan, whom I share a birthday with.

And, yes, we ARE the pimps of the universe!