Things you would NOT want to name a restaurant? How about

[Bertha Venation]

Follicle

Attitude

Crust

Slick

. . . .

Yours?

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. How about...

.
Sam & Ella's?
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LunchLadyLand?
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Chunks?
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Chez British Cuisine?
.
Pizzarrhea?
.

[Flaxbee]

11. lol... Pizzarrhea

:D

[Bertha Venation]

15. LOL I missed that one

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[madinmaryland]

33. Ugh! That's nasty. Thank god, Sonia doesn't have that problem!

[hippywife]

34. Pizzarreah?

:rofl:

Very clever. :thumbsup:

[motely36]

2. Olive Garden

[Arugula Latte]

3. Salmonella

Eat Coli

Adipose

[gratuitous]

4. A salad bar with lots of lettuce and tomatoes

To-maine!

[Bertha Venation]

5. Wilt

[soleft]

6. There's a restaurant in my town called Ketchup

I love ketchup, but having it as the name of restaurant turns me off. Not sure why.

[LynneSin]

68. I've been to Ketchup in DC at the National Harbour - YUMMY YUMMY

Honestly, we thought the same thing but we wanted to get food before the YES concert and there wasn't a line there.

The food portions were super duper big. And I love the ketchup styles they have. Definately get a plate of their french fries (we got the 3 types of fries that included Sweet Potato Fries). They give you this tray that has 6 styles of ketchup liek chipolte ketchup, maple syrup ketchup (great with potato fries) and a few other great tomato based dipping sauces.

If I ever get to that area again I would go there in a heart beat!

[soleft]

73. I didn't know it was a chain.

The one near me is in Asbury Park.

[bif]

7. The Tripe Shack

[noamnety]

8. When my inlaws hosted a post-funeral lunch

at a BBQ place called "The Boneyard," I decided that was the worst name for a restaurant.

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. Wow! And a funeral lunch was held there??

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. You want wrong and funny? Go here and typ restaurant in the search box

http://engrishfunny.com/

[noamnety]

18. I think I was the only one who was creeped out by it.

I'm not a vegetarian, but that day almost turned me - going straight from a funeral to them munching on ribs. *shiver*

[XemaSab]

59. That is actually AWESOME

'cause Xema has a fucked up sense of humor. :D

[swimboy]

77. Uh-huh!

:thumbsup:

edited to make smiley appear

[BurtWorm]

12. Ye Olde Chamber Potte

Cramp's

Gas Station

[Dr Morbius]

13. Dead Cow Hut

Fomunda Cheese Factory

Sweat Shoppe

Oh, this is too easy...

[Bertha Venation]

14. You all are being clever. Be cleverer still.

I hate to sound stuck up, but my favorite remains "Follicle." :shrug:

Bowl me over.

[Dr. Strange]

16. Corn Dogs 'n' Penile Implants

This particular restaurant would specialize in their twelve varieties of corn dogs. And you get a penile implant while you eat.

[LiberalEsto]

17. Rats 'R Us

Mmmmmmmm rat on a stick

[MajorChode]

19. One of the local Vietnamese joints is called Pho King

[backwoodsbob]

20. Garden City , Michigan

there is a Chinese place called...kittys

[alphafemale]

21. Chinese - Dongs Inn

I actually saw this once. I somehow doubt they stayed open long.

[kimmerspixelated]

22. The Fart Wagon!

[kimmerspixelated]

23. Runaway Dogs Pantry

The Rancid Skillet, the list goes on...

[unpossibles]

24. "crust" might actually be a good name for a bakery/pizzaria

then again maybe not

What about Chuck?

[KamaAina]

25. Joe's Diner and Service Station

Eat Here And Get Gas!

[datasuspect]

26. Scat Barrel

[lutefisk]

27. The Chocolate Log, Bung Hole, Cabbages and Condoms, Crabby Dicks (real names)

Click http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/the-worst-restaurant-names-in-the-world-35-pics/">here for list and pictures

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. The Offal House

Leavings
Bob's Abattoir and Grill
Grease 'n' Gravy
Curds 'n' Whey

[Jamastiene]

31. I might actually consider Grease 'n' Gravy

depending on its reputation. :9

[lunatica]

29. Slop Trough

[trof]

30. We have a Roadkill Cafe nearby.

The food's pretty good.
;-)

[kayakjohnny]

32. The Bacfeteria

A little cafeteria I know on a back street downtown.

Only, not really.

[MiddleFingerMom]

35. M-m-m-m-m...

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The Phlegmish Tearoom.
.

[LeftyFingerPop]

36. House of Yeast

[kayakjohnny]

37. The Undisclosed Particulates.

At least they're being honest.

[LeftyFingerPop]

38. Steak and Sphincters

[Dr. Strange]

40. Right next door to the bar called "Clench and Quench."

[MiddleFingerMom]

39. All-you-can-eat.

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The Dumpster Dive.
.

[whistler162]

41. D Ung's

[datasuspect]

42. Scat Hut

[Sanity Claws]

43. Yuki

Who wants yucky food?

A restaurant near me with that name went under recently.

[Dr Morbius]

44. Bugs 'n' Suds

Kelp

Matey's Authentic English Cuisine

Hamster King

Pits (formerly Spit)

Woof

[Dr Morbius]

62. Without disrespect to any of you, you haven't topped "Woof."

:)

[Moondog]

45. Smegma n/t

[Richard Steele]

46. I'm such a good chef, there's NOTHING I would NOT name a restaurant

Invent a nasty-sounding name, and I'll turn it into
a a very expensive plate of 5-stare cuisine.

Name it, and I'll find a way to make it TASTY.

[rurallib]

52. truly a challenge worthy of loungers

"Sewage Plant Rejects."
make that sound tasty

[struggle4progress]

47. Haggis Hut

International House of Scrapple
Joe's All-You-Can-Eat Pickled Tripe Bar
Get Scrod Here

[MiddleFingerMom]

48. "Everything...

.
...but the squeal" is listed on one website as the "too-precise" slogan
for many scrapple manufacturers.
.

[yankeepants]

49. cafe E-coli

[kayakjohnny]

50. The Mold Hut

Algae House

The Lower GI

The Grease Pit

Hurler's

The Slippery Floor

Al's Mostly Cooked

Citation's

O Pen Sorz

Pleez Don Su

[UTUSN]

51. Marginal. n/t

[Odin2005]

53. Do not name a Vietnamese restaurant Goh Phoc!

[Mopar151]

54. The Tank and Tummy

Snack bar and gas station, formerly of Rockingham, VT. The same folks owned the Tank and Tummy Trailer Park. You can't make this shit up!
Down the road, there was a bar called Meat Land - it had been a meat market, they kept the sign.

[jmowreader]

55. Strassenunfalle Feinste Deutches Specialitaten

"Strassenunfalle" roughly translates to "roadkill."

[NNadir]

56. We have here, in my town, the "S&M Convenience Store."

I kid you not.

This convenience store has had, I would estimate, 15 owners and 15 names in the 15 years I've lived here.

This one isn't going to last as long as some of the others.

[noamnety]

60. There's a PMS shop down the street from me.

Preventative Maintenance Services. Their street sign has the unfortunate PMS acronym in giant letters.

[azmouse]

57. Mr Cholesterol

[RushIsRot]

58. The Roach Ranch.

Our bugs eat well, and so can you.

[Quantess]

61. The Porcelain Shout

[BlueIris]

63. Feces Hut. Runner up: Heart Attack Shack. nt

[bluesbassman]

64. Dupe

Whoops, already posted.

[old mark]

65. Bill's Eels. This was a real eating place somewhere in London in the late '50's.

They evidently think eels are great eating, but I will pass, thank you kindly.

mark

[MilesColtrane]

66. MeatFist

The Texas Head Cheese Depository

Riley O'Scabies' Irish Funatorium

[HopeHoops]

67. Pizza Slut - "You Know You Crave Grease"

[LynneSin]

69. Flaming Clap

:D

[Soylent Brice]

70. there's a place called Pink Taco

www.pinktaco.com

[hippywife]

71. Scarf n' Barf? n/t

[BurtWorm]

72. Worms

Diet of Worms

Worm Food

[cloudbase]

74. Balute Buffet.

I've never been drunk enough to try one.

[Tikki]

75. I've always been oddly attracted to this...

Restaurant...



Tikki

[Cleobulus]

76. The Slaughterhouse.

Mysterymeat Shack

[Rhythm]

78. Sam and Ella's

... just try saying it fast. :hide: