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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-10 08:36 PM
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Oh, GREAT. My mistress has threatened to release the photos unless I pay $1M by 3 PM tomorrow.
That's gonna REALLY ruin my Friday afternoon.

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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-10 09:35 PM
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1. Drudge already has them
too late. :shrug:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-10 09:38 PM
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2. Maybe my...ah..."Friends" can talk some sense into her.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-10 10:13 PM
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3. Don't worry, Amerigo, my friend.
I have compromising photos of your mistress, and she knows it. She's bluffing you... B-)
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-10 10:37 PM
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4. Pfft. She calls THOSE photos?
I mean, you can BARELY see your ass in most of them...
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-08-10 10:53 PM
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5. Photos...pffft....she has Video
;)
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-10 07:23 AM
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6. This thread is worthless without....oh, wait....
:hi:
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-10 07:54 AM
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7. Bah..she told me the same thing..
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-10 08:09 AM
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8. Wait... your mistress is Dr. Evil?
:P
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-09-10 08:14 AM
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9. I mean, "one BILLION dollars..."
:rofl:

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