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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-10 10:04 AM
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It's been awhile since I shot a spouse.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-10 11:37 AM
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1. I am sure the current spouse really appreciates this.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-02-10 11:53 AM
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2. I keep reading that with a "Green Eggs & Ham" cadence.
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It's been awhile since I shot a spouse.
I think I'll shoot him in the house.
I think I'll shoot him as I grouse.
I think I'll shoot him for a louse.
I think I'll shoot him... 'Cause-I'm-Soused.
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Only because " 'Cause-I'm-Seussed " wouldn't rhyme.
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