I have the SpongeBog SquarePants Oracle - Ask me a question......

[LynneSin]

....and give me a number between 1-287 and I'll let you know the answer

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0743483162/qid=1080332526/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/104-1203177-7884723?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

(it's like a magic 8-ball but only better)

[Az]

1. How many years will the Bush WH staff be incarcerated? (287)

[LynneSin]

2. SpongeBob Says: "We don't know"

:D

[everythingsxen]

3. Will the U.S. invade Syria? (#235)

[LynneSin]

4. Patrick Star says: "You know, you worry too much"

:D

[everythingsxen]

17. Do these pants make my ass look big? (#139)

:dem:

[LynneSin]

18. Magic Conch Shell says: "Maybe Some Day"

:crazy:

[everythingsxen]

20. Follow up - Does my ass make these pants look big? (#1)

:kick:

[LynneSin]

21. Page #1 is the title page - start with something above page #5

:cry:

[everythingsxen]

25. Ok #6

:D

[LynneSin]

28. SpongeBob says: "Sounds Great!"

:D

[GOPisEvil]

5. Will I have an awesome time in Philly and DC next month? (90)

:-)

[LynneSin]

6. SpongeBob says: "That would be so COOL!"

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Woohoo!

:bounce:

[TXlib]

14. Followup: Will GOPisEvil get laid in Philly? (187)

[LynneSin]

15. SpongeBob says "It's still a mystery"

Figures!

[GOPisEvil]

16. It always is for me.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

19. See - Sponge Bob knows!

:bounce:

[meegbear]

7. Magic Conch shell, will I ever get married? (14)

[LynneSin]

9. Mrs Puff says: "If one wishes to be a good noodle....

....one must behave like a good noodle"

:shrug:

[HFishbine]

8. Is the number I have chosen 23? (23)

Well?

[LynneSin]

11. SpongeBob says: "Get out of my head! Leave my brain alone"

:mad:

[Az]

12. What is the average air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? (42)

[LynneSin]

13. Squidward says: "You must have coral wedged in your Frontal Lobe"

:D

[buddhamama]

22. seven

i have had the Sponge Bob song in my head the entire day.

[LynneSin]

23. SpongeBob says "Sounds Great"

:D

[President_G_W_Bush]

24. Will I destroy Kerry in the upcoming election? (123)

[LynneSin]

26. SpongeBob says: "You know what they say - Curiosity salted the snail"

In my world that means a no! You're the snail and you will be salted this november!

[buddhamama]

27. twenty-six

"Sounds Great" was exactly what i was thinking on number seven. :-)

[LynneSin]

29. SpongeBob says: "If you try, you will like it"

:crazy:

[buddhamama]

33. thank you, Lynne

i feel empowered by the Sponge Bob oracle. i am now ready for my weekend to begin.

[LynneSin]

35. Progress with the fun!!!

[Richardo]

30. I love the SBSP Oracle. My favorite answer:

"We already played babble like an idiot." :D

[LynneSin]

31. HEY!

I'm answering the questions around here!!!

[Richardo]

32. OK: Will the Oracle answer this question with "babble like an idiot?"

Hm?

[LynneSin]

34. Number please between 5-287

:D

[Richardo]

36. Man this is complicated... :D

OK. What are the chances that this answer will be the one I seek? (88)

[LynneSin]

37. Plankton's Computer Wife says:"What you need to do is surround yourself..

with muscular tough guys who will do whatever you say"

[rbnyc]

38. speaking of...

...One of my non-profits is having a raffle and one of the prizes is an original spongebob animation cel. I thought of you.

;-)

[LynneSin]

39. What date is your baby due?

:D

[rbnyc]

43. September 16th. (nt)

[Bunny]

40. What is Mr. Krabb's first name?

And what type of sea creature is his daughter, Pearl?

233

[LynneSin]

41. Mr. Krabs says: "You have to roll with the punches.....

and go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat you ain't prepared to lose"

(and his daughter is a whale)

[LynneSin]

42. Thank you for visiting the SpongeBob Oracle - we are now closed

:cry: