Do they make a hard cover version of facebook for people who do not own computers?

[LeftyFingerPop]

Would Barnes and Nobel carry it?

Maybe Walmart for the paperback version?

When you get a new friend, do you stuff a Polaroid picture in the book?

When you "de-friend" someone, do you take an exacto knife and cut out the page?

[Kali]

1. ...

:rofl:

thanks for the first laugh of the day, I needed it!

[SwampG8r]

2. the phone company runs it

they bring you the book and you can call the people in it and make friends
i am up to the g's but no friends yet

[nuxvomica]

3. Now you've done it!

Barnes and Noble's bot has probably already picked up on this and it'll be available in stores next week. Next time you get a brilliant idea, keep it to yourself, ayight?

[Call Me Wesley]

4. I love the idea of having Polaroids sent to you with a friend request

and a handwritten note that says "Hey, we went to Kindergarten together. Remember? I ate your playdoh!"

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

7. Shirley is that you?

Have you quit peeing your purple polyester pants yet?

[Call Me Wesley]

11. It's not 'Shirley.' It is, and always was 'The Great Wesley.'

Polyester was something the neighborhood kids had. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E99CvaDyAq8&feature=related

:eyes:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

12. Whatever you say Freckles

LOVE that polka dot jumpsuit...I think your parents told some tall tales, trying to spare you the polyester stigma...:hide:

[Call Me Wesley]

13. I wish I still had the hat.

Having an aunt then who was the assistant to a kids clothing photographer shirley didn't help much. There are other pictures, and I was probably one of the rare seven years old who did wear a three-piece suit or whatever you call it.

It probably was Polyester. Can you believe it? Millions of polyesters were killed for it! ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I download it to my Kindle app on my iPhone.

[IcyPeas]

6. just look at your high school yearbook.

those are the people on facebook.

(that is assuming you finished high school)


:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I was way too ascared to go to high school.

All of the guys would skip class, go down to the pool hall, and compare knife wounds.

So I just stayed home in my underwear and drank Black Label beer from the bottle and ate baloney sandwiches while watching re-runs of American Bandstand.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Mom?

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

10. You are really dating yourself

my mentioning re-runs of American Bandstand, Bandstand...:rofl:

[rug]

14. The fifth edition should be out soon.

[many a good man]

15. There are 500 million users on Facebook

If we were to convert it to book-form it would reach from the lowest depth of Death Valley to a point a little bit beyond Uranus.

Everyone knows there are deadly, poisonous gases emitted from Uranus so no one could ever possibly open the book in order to look at it. That makes it economically unfeasible to publish.