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THUNDER HANDS
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:11 PM Original message |
I'm Calling In Sick Tomorrow - What Should My Excuse Be? |
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slackmaster
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. You have a problem with your eyes |
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maxanne
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
2. how 'bout |
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THUNDER HANDS
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:15 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. ooooh, that's a good one |
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Ellen Forradalom
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
3. Tell them you're going to see the doctor. |
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CMT
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
4. sinus infection |
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Skittles
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. TELL 'EM YOU ATE SOME BAD CHILI |
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underpants
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:19 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. That's a good one-nausea and diarrhea always work |
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radwriter0555
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:24 PM Response to Reply #5 |
15. I SECOND the bad chili.. |
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meegbear
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
7. Crabs .... |
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GoddessOfGuinness
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:25 PM Response to Reply #7 |
28. On the other hand... |
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KCDem
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. "I'm having a rather heavy period." |
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TXlib
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:22 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. What's that from? |
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KCDem
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:31 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. Meaning of Life |
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XNASA
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
10. Strained back. |
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underpants
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
11. Tell them "I'M SICK!" |
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Garage Queen
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
12. Tell them you're queasy 'cause you accidentally watched Faux News |
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Kamika
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
14. Your contact lens has got stuck behind your eye |
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
16. food poisoning |
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RetroLounge
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
17. We don't get sick days here but we do get PTO |
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StaggerLee
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:18 PM Response to Reply #17 |
26. We have the same thing here - APL (all purpose leave) |
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Exultant Democracy
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:42 PM Response to Reply #17 |
30. Good call |
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underpants
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
18. Two real life ones a former warehouse manager told me about |
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myrna minx
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
19. Pink Eye. |
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GOPisEvil
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:20 PM Response to Reply #19 |
27. Or go medical and say, "Conjunctivitis.". |
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THUNDER HANDS
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:55 PM Response to Reply #27 |
33. since I work in a hospital and the doctors are my bosses |
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GOPisEvil
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:57 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Oh...never mind... |
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FlaGranny
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
20. How about |
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silverlib
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
22. here's one you can use twice |
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ScreamingMeemie
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
23. Strep throat works for me... |
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thom1102
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Thu Aug-14-03 02:25 PM Response to Reply #23 |
38. Problem with strep throat: |
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JVS
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Thu Aug-14-03 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
24. Hemorrhoid flare-up |
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Runesong
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
25. You're having a problem with your wife.. |
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cmf
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
29. Migrane |
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UrbScotty
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
31. "I am sad because Bush wants to take my job away." |
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GalleryGod
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Thu Aug-14-03 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
32. STAG-FLATION of the Ear canal |
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AntiBushRepub
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Thu Aug-14-03 02:01 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. The one I'd use is.. |
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ikojo
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Thu Aug-14-03 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
36. You are sick |
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TEXASYANKEE
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Thu Aug-14-03 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
37. Just say "I don't feel well." |
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leftofthedial
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Thu Aug-14-03 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
39. I have a mysterious, unidentified flu-like illness |
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TreasonousBastard
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Thu Aug-14-03 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
40. Explosive diarrhea and vomiting. |
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salin
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Thu Aug-14-03 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
41. something about |
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ProfessorGAC
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Thu Aug-14-03 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
42. You Caught My M.S. Here On DU |
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TEXASYANKEE
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Thu Aug-14-03 03:06 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Funny? |
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ProfessorGAC
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Thu Aug-14-03 03:19 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Geez, Sorry! |
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Kenneth ken
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Thu Aug-14-03 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
44. need a mental health day |
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curse10
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Thu Aug-14-03 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
46. projectile vomiting |
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dolo amber
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Thu Aug-14-03 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
47. Providing your boss is a Freeper, you could try this... |
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Boudicea
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Thu Aug-14-03 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
48. Your gerbil had babies! |
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KCDem
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Thu Aug-14-03 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
49. the power's out! |
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Iris
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Thu Aug-14-03 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
50. bad oyster |
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Iris
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Thu Aug-14-03 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
51. bad oyster |
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LynneSin
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Thu Aug-14-03 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
52. Since the Rat lives in NYC, I suppose now he has his excuse |
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geniph
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Thu Aug-14-03 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
53. The voices in your head told you to stay home and clean your guns |
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Eat_The_Rich
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Thu Aug-14-03 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
54. Call In Well |
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arwalden
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Thu Aug-14-03 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
55. THE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT BEST NO QUESTIONS ASKED EXCUSE FOR CALLING IN SICK. |
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JohnKleeb
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Thu Aug-14-03 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
56. anal cysts if your boss is a big Rush fan |
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amazona
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Thu Aug-14-03 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
57. I say I'm congested and might be getting the flu |
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davsand
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Thu Aug-14-03 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
58. The "dire rears" works great. |
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HEyHEY
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Thu Aug-14-03 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
59. Just say |
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