http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101024/ap_on_bi_ge/as_singapore_piracyBERLIN – Somali pirates seized a German freight ship off the coast of Kenya on Sunday — the second commercial vessel to be captured in the region in as many days, officials said.
The pirates took control of the German freight ship Beluga Fortune about 1,200 miles (1,930 kilometers) east of Mombasa, Kenya, a spokesman for the German army said on condition of anonymity, in keeping with military regulations.
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The Birther movement immediately accused the Obama administration of being behind the piracy in an attempt to recover and destroy the one document that would prove he was really born in Kenya.
Okay, I made that last part up, but I WOULD NOT be shocked to see it in an actual news story.