Whats The Most Risque Thing You Ever Did in College?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Lost my virginity

LOL

[bif]

2. Took a year off to hitch-hike around Europe

Learned a whole lot more than I would have in school.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. That sounds wonderful!

[bif]

4. I only regret not going overland to India.

Back in 1976, was one of the few times those countries weren't at war. I think a ride on the Magic Bus was $99 round trip from Istambul to Bombay!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Impersonation, Theft, Defacement of Property, Public affray.

All in one drunken night.

Thankfully, there were no legal repercussions.

[arcane1]

6. hmmm....

I might have to cross over into the 'forbidden topic' zone if I answer that one! :evilgrin: there are a couple of good candidates, though, I'm not sure if one beats the rest..

College was a while ago, though, I've been much worse since then! :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

22. use euphimisms

[arcane1]

28. hmm... a blanket party, perhaps?

there is this little munincipal park right around the center of the campus (VCU in Richmond, VA) and one late evening my gf at the time and myself decided to have a little 'picnic' in the park, that led me to have to buy a new blanket the next day... a little wine, a little weed, and several varieties of lotions and oils, were the only items in the picnic basket... it got very messy out there in the middle of Monroe Park! :evilgrin:

surprisingly, we were neither arrested, discovered, nor harassed! :)

[Bertha Venation]

38. isn't a "blanket party" like that scene in the barracks

in "Full Metal Jacket," where they all attacked Pyle with a bar of soap inside a sock?

[arcane1]

43. lol, that would be entirely the opposite..

but I'll remember that next time I invite someone to a blanket party and they look at me strangely :silly:

[Bertha Venation]

49. okay, then

what's your type of blanket party? Does it start with an "o" and end with everyone lighting up?

[arcane1]

50. lol

in my case it's a blanket, a man and woman (or any suitable number/gender combination), and lots of slippery things to play with }(


usually begins with lighting up, and ends with "ohh" :evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

53. gotcha

}( indeed!

[arcane1]

55. I must admit

I must be slow today, it took me 10 minutes to figure out what starts with "o", lol

but I've only been in SF for 4 years, gimmie time :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

61. thats so like a man!

[arcane1]

64. is it..? how so?

Not that I'm disagreeing :P

and heck, it was a woman who first brought it up, lol

[La Lioness Priyanka]

67. to not know what a "o" is...

now had some one said "scored" you would knwo exactly

[arcane1]

69. hmm.... are we thinking about the same "o"?

I'm not so sure now... :shrug:

I do know what the "Big O" is, anyway. And believe it or not, despite being a guy, it really is better to give than receive :P

lol, I haven't heard "scored" since the last time I watched Beavis & Butt-head! :silly: hehe, you scored, hehe... it was cool...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

71. i score all the time!

[arcane1]

72. she shoots, she scores!

does it still count as scoring when you see the same person...? Do you earn one score for the whole person, or does the score add up each night with the same person? Sigh, I'm out of the loop! :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

75. the score adds up each night with the same person

most men cant get their wives to put out...i can..so i say i am scoring!

[arcane1]

78. hey, I like that!

your wife has the right idea, too! :)

[Aristus]

7. I got drunk at the cast party of a college play and came on to

the stage manager. She turned out to be the dean of the English Department. D'oh! She was actually very sweet about it and forgave me because of being under the influence. :-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. thats funny!

[H2O Man]

8. Represented myself in court.

I'm afraid you folks won't want to talk to me again. But what the heck. In the late 1970s, I was arrested and charged with throwing a pickle on the (inside) window at the McDonald's in Herkimer, NY. I pled "not guilty," and it went to court. The on-going hearings took from February until June. I won. It's a long story, and could probably give Arlo Guthrie a new song. Anyhow, after watching an ad for the Passion of Christ, I need to come clean here. I threw the pickle.

[neverborn]

54. How did you win?

O_O

[TXlib]

9. Had sex on the Arts quad.

at 1:30 am...

The Quad was quiet, but not dead.

[CapnJackSparrow]

10. Damn, you people really...

...missed out, all except Lord Byron. There's one I could party with.

Whatever happened to public sex, mayhem, theft, vandalism, danger, etc.?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Actually, all those things were wrapped up in one giant act of piracy.

That's the only way you could describe it.

[left_wing_literati]

14. public sex?

How 'bout in the library or a study room of the student union...or on the roof of a church building (my personal fave.)

[XNASA]

12. I put a real live horse in the Dean's Office.

Then the horse had a heart attack and died and the janitor came in with a chainsaw and..........

Oh wait. That wasn't me.

Now I remember.......it was a monkey, not a horse. :-)

[no_hypocrisy]

13. Smoked pot while sitting on a urinal in the Mens Room of the Holiday Inn

during Junior Banquet with my friends, while my name was being called during the festivities (in order for me to receive my "toast"). This was risque stuff for an all-women's college.

[elfwitch]

15. I did some SERIOUS making out

with a guy in the piano practice rooms in the Music Building during his designated practice time.

SERIOUS meaning: hands and such were in private places, hands were groping under clothes and such

[TrogL]

80. Hey, I remember that

Interesting that they didn't have curtains on the windows so we gave a couple of frosh a free show.

Um, whatever happened to you? Wanna get married?

[11 Bravo]

16. Drove down Franklin St. (the main drag in Chapel Hill, NC)

in an MGB convertible, with the top down, in broad daylight, while my girlfriend performed on me an act which I'm pretty sure is still against the law in North Carolina.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. thats hillarious!

[SOteric]

17. Took all the pants from the dorm room of the guys across the hall

hemmed 'em up 3 inches and put them back where we found 'em; put Methylene Blue in a spodie; drunkenly scaled the rooftops of complete stranger's houses; was decidedly indiscrete and sans most clothing with the campus hunk in a public place (at 3:00 a.m., but still, public); participated in an all night Risk tournament that resulted in a visit by the local constabulary; won several consecutive top honours in a 'best legs' contest; won several consecutive honours in a wet t-shirt contest; moved all of the Dean's furniture to an art exhibit in the student gallery; learned why it is unwise for a 95 lb woman to slam a 16 oz Long Island Iced Tea; dated a professional baseball player who shall remain nameless...and of course there were some consumables.

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. You win.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. I think we want to see the evidence first.

Photographical if at all possible.:evilgrin:

[kmla]

26. Whoa....

...and I was feeling rebellious because I had peed on the main door of the physics building during a drunken episode.

[GOPisEvil]

40. Goodness!

:o

I'd have never thought it!

[arcane1]

56. that's why we love ya!

:toast:

[DS1]

86. all that and she likes playing Risk

can ya ask for anything more? :7

[Xithras]

18. I slept with a teacher

She wasn't my teacher, but she was very very hot...she was also married, which I still feel guilty about today. We actually "did the deed" in her office once, which ended the whole relationship...another student apparently spotted us through the window. Neither of us were punished for it, but the relationship had to end at that point because it was public, because her husband found out about it from the school, and because her deans were furious. Luckily, since we were both consenting adults and I wasn't in any of her classes, there wasn't much they could do about it.

Of course, they changed the rules immediately afterwards to make it a punishable offense to have sex in a university office. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. well i slept with an ethics professor!

whether or not he was teaching me at the time would be unethical of me to reveal!

[Cuban_Liberal]

20. It involved a camera....

I'm not saying anything more.. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. well you should tell me more....

i need to live vicariously!

[Cuban_Liberal]

29. OK.

It involved a camera and a complete lack of clothing... :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. come on tony

you can do better

[Cuban_Liberal]

32. Do I need to paint a picture for ya?

I posed nude for a photographer. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. no i figured that (DUH)

but i think you've done worse....just a feeling :)

[Cuban_Liberal]

34. Oh, I've done worse...

... but it was before I went to college. ;)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

41. I've been naked outside with 40-50 crazed hippie types.

Well, it was a Tuesday. What else are you going to do on a Tuesday?

[Cuban_Liberal]

42. LOL!

Good point! :P

[Whitacre D_WI]

21. Probably the annual first-snow midnight streak.

A tradition I started which, I'm happy to say, continued after my graduation.

[Westegg]

35. Probably the Ecstasy orgies. Gosh, I miss them days...

[ACK]

36. Menage Trois, hash, mushrooms and pot

Besides all the sex and drugs and rock and roll at the 40 watt club in Athens it was pretty boring. Oh yeah sex in public places forgot about that guess its the drugs I did back then.

[Bertha Venation]

37. oh, you're gonna love this . . .

First: I worked in the gym, and so I had keys. My boyfriend (yes, you read right) and I would make out (clothes on, no feeling around) in the women's locker room, on the trainer's table. And we got caught once.

But the real biggy was that I had my first lover (a woman) in the dorms.

Now, why are these things risqué?

Because it was at Los Angeles Baptist College.

:evilgrin:

[arcane1]

44. hey I didn't know Baptists did all that

Time for me to re-evaluate

:evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

47. The only thing Baptists don't do is make love standing up, because

they're afraid people will think they're dancing.

[arcane1]

51. LMAO

classic :toast:

[hunter]

46. No, no, that's not risqué...

That's a triumph of the human spirit!

My dictionary definition of risqué is "very close to being improper or indecent."

At my university you could run across the campus stark naked and that was merely risqué. Nobody cared at all about sex in the dorm rooms.

But what you describe, that's not risqué at all -- it's taunting the devil on his own court, it's poking him in the eye, it's tweeking his nose...

That's the kind of thing that seeps into the walls of a place and disturbs people's dreams forever more.

The dorms at L.A. Baptist college were never the same after that, you broke an evil spell.

[Bertha Venation]

48. "That's a triumph of the human spirit!"

Great way to look at it! But I think the spell must've been broken long before I ever set foot in Hotchkiss Hall (Lower Rear).

[hunter]

58. No, no, if I was a guy in a Baptist College...

And I'd had sex with another guy in the dorm, I'd almost certainly be AGAINST gay marriage, wouldn't I?

Doesn't it work that way for Baptist women, too?

[hunter]

39. Posted naughty pictures on the internet...

This was, um, more than twenty years ago.

Some of the pictures we scanned from magazines the university librarian kept behind the counter. When she found out what we were doing, she started stamping all the most interesting pictures with her "recieved on..." stamp, sometimes in three places.

We also used to copy various parts of ourselves on the copy machine in the library, but we never posted those pictures to the internet.

I used to go jogging with two notorious young women. Once they followed me into the men's locker room and showered there. All the guys, including me, were too stunned and terrified to speak, or even to brave anything more than a few furtive glances at them. They were laughing at us!

[SarahB]

45. Get married!

[arcane1]

52. now THAT's a walk on the wild side

:toast:

[radwriter0555]

57. I lived in the dorms at FSU in Tallahassee. I was never a student there

though, which made it strange.

I just freeloaded with a gal pal cause her room-mate was bunking in with a boyfriend off campus... and I needed a place to stay.

[RetroLounge]

59. Remember the scene in Risky Business

Where Tom Cruise and Rebecca DeMorney do the dirty deed on the Chicago El Train?

Been there, done that, long before that movie came out.

I used to commute from home to school (UICC, now just UIC) on the Elevated train...

Hmmm, also dealt some speed in college to raise extra funds.

Once during a frat party, walked down the street to a used car dealer and with a friend, broke into cars and stole a bunch of stereos.

There was more. Needless to say, I didn't finish my degree at that school...

RL

[tigereye]

60. sex in the radio station (blush)

something about that bf!

plus something about too much alcohol, I suspect.

[Kolesar]

62. That peppy accordian music gets you hot, huh?

[tigereye]

63. no it was punk

before that I was listening to Steely Dan ( no pun intended)and these were the guys with the punk radio show. Punk for me covered and encouraged a multitude of sins. :evilgrin:

never thought of the accordian as having aphrodisiacal powers... have to think about that one. Middle eastern music, that's another story.

[Kolesar]

65. I was referring to TMBG in your sig line

Middle Eastern? Maybe that is why the used Bolero as the the music in that movie Bolero with Bo Derek. Bolero always sounded middle eastern while being classical to me.

[tigereye]

66. oops no TMBG aren't a particularly big turn on

[Nikia]

68. Participated in senior streak

It was a tradition at my college that on the designated night that the seniors strolled across campus naked. I was one of the first ones in the pack. I got scared at first when I saw the crowd. Then I felt more liberated than ever. It was great. If you ever have a chance to participate in something like this, I recommend it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

70. since this is my thread..i should probably fess up

1. i used to arrange a weekly party that involved rope and 'toys'
2. freshman and sophomore years are a drunken/high blur in my head
3. then the ethics professor "issue"
4. i go go danced
5. dated a stripper
6. i told the dean that we all walk around our apartment naked :shrug:

[TrogL]

73. Stripped in front of the girls dormatory/convent

A bunch of us did, using various cars' headlights for illumination.

[The Spirit of JFK]

74. Let's just say

One of the dean's daughters....50 yard line of the football stadium.

[Triple H]

76. Nothing yet...

but I got another year. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

83. get on with it!

you only have a year to do what took me 4 years

[Triple H]

84. What did you do?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

85. read above this i fessed up

[Robb]

77. I checked a book out from the library...

...and kept it a whole week longer than I was supposed to. I returned it into the slot in the door, after hours. I left town after college and never paid the 45 cents fine!!! :D




























What? :shrug:

[Wickerman]

82. You wild man!

tsk, tsk, tsk. :wow:

[ulysses]

79. strip foosball.

:)

[Wickerman]

81. College took me 10 years and you want me to pick one thing?

LOL

Actually, a funny thing was when my next door neighbor in the dorm said he didn't have his key, wanted to take a shower, would I mind watching his door?

So, we removed his 100 lb door from the hinges and set it next to the TV in our dorm room.

Hey, we were freshmen, we were very literal.

Another time in the middle of the night when really stoned we went into the Lounge, broke into the supply closet by removing the hinge pins and painstakingly wedging out the doors. Inside we found a Christmas tree. We set it up, complete with trimmings, lights, etc, strung microwave popcorn. This was May.

The Risque stuff - statute of limitations might still apply.