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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 02:33 PM
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any advice on how to get rid of blue balls?
I meant to get a couple of these and now the store won't take them back.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 02:36 PM
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1. I say club them.
Try a five iron.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 02:46 PM
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2. ...
:shrug:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x96986
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 03:02 PM
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3. I was 9 hours short of getting through the year without reading about a motel man masturbating.
Thanks for capping my year, Kali.

Happy New year!

:hi:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 03:18 PM
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7. sorry about that
:patriot: :rofl:

Happy New Year to you and yours, too!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 03:11 PM
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4. 12 gauge pump.
Close your eyes.....


mark
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 03:14 PM
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5. Do NOT, repeat NOT use Blue Star Ointment
I re-fliched just thinking about it.

:scared:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-10 03:16 PM
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6. As long as you use a good smooth upward stroke,
you'll be able to hit those things a long way. Just make sure there's nothing in the impact zone that could be damaged...
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