Overheard in the Deep South: "Dayum... you are just one big ol' bag o' sexy!!!"

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[texanwitch]

1. Kitty has been working out.

Or is dreaming.

[MilesColtrane]

2. Basement Cat will abdominate your soul.

[old mark]

3. "Miz Judy, you're as pretty as a speckled pup under a red wagon."

This I swear is true.


mark

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Chester from the old radio "Gunsmoke"...

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..."He's meaner than a acre o' snakes."
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