Our office is have an unofficial countdown to Judgement Day

[Old Troop]

(21 May 2011). It's currently 88 days until the big event. The biggest controversy among us right now is appropriate fashion for such a once in a lifetime occurrence. We see the large billboards along I-95 so we know it has to be true. What to wear, what to wear.

http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html

[gratuitous]

1. You're open on Saturday?

We're way out here on the West Coast. May 21 starts 20 hours before it gets here. Will the rest of the earth be blowing up each hour on the hour? Will we have time to make peace with God, or are we going to get taken unawares a day early? That hardly seems fair or sporting.

I got questions, dude.

[Old Troop]

6. Oh Man!! Now I think I'll have to go to bed in the pinstriped suit

I've chosen so I won't be caught unawares. My greatest concern now is how I keep the fedora on my head.

[nolabear]

2. I guess if we can keep a thread alive for four years we can have a Countdown to the Apocalypse

Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

[pacalo]

3. Since they'll be getting their angel garb soon after they take off, everyone

should go to work nekkid for the convenience of St. Peter's wardrobe staff.

[JTG of the PRB]

4. I'd say shorts and Hawaiian shirts would be appropriate.

That's just me though.

[chollybocker]

5. 88 days already!

That explains the Rapture music in the malls.

I'm thinking of wearing a beanie cap, for extra propulsion. Or maybe lead boots; that'll fuck with 'em.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Toga!

Judgement day, might as well be comfortable.

:hi:

[Lucinda]

8. Jammies.

Either way you'll be comfy. :hi:

[mikeytherat]

9. A Snuggie.

I mean, if you can't wear a Snuggie to Armageddon, what's the point?

mikey_the_rat

[bluedigger]

10. I'm having a hard time deciding what to wear, too.

I mean, angels wear white, but it's before Memorial Day! :shrug:

What to do, what to do... :dilemma:

[MorningGlow]

11. Wear nothing

Whatever you've got on doesn't go with you, apparently, so what's the point? Plus, without the clothing to shed, you'll be hoovered up faster than others, and then you'll get your choice of primo clouds and harps with the newer strings. :thumbsup: