Help! I"m getting *old* person mail.

[dawg]

AARP cards with my name on them. Senior "death benefit" solicitations. Kiplinger personal finance newsletter offers.

I'm only 43!

Can't you bastards wait 7 more years?

[LynneSin]

1. OMG I thought it was just me - AARP is hitting me up too

I thought I couldn't join those groups until I was 50


:scared:

[dawg]

2. The AARP card with my name on it was just *too* much.

I thought about taking it to Golden Corral and asking for my senior citizen discount. But then, I'd have to eat at Golden Corral. :P

[Arkansas Granny]

3. I've been getting letters from the scooter store for some time now.

[Swede]

4. Did you start tying onions to your belt?

We used to,but they were yellow onions,you couldn't get white onions because of the war............zzzzzzzzzzzz

[marzipanni]

5. I keep a bunch of those cards in my car door pocket

They come in handy on the occasional frosty morning when I have to scrape frost off of the windshield and windows.
I don't like to throw anything away until it has served a purpose. :)

[zen_bohemian]

6. haha, my DH got the AARP card, he's been getting them for a couple of years

I always rib him about it, I haven't gotten one yet, I am 4 years younger than he is haha...I know, my time is coming.....

[old mark]

7. You ain't seen nothin' yet-When I retired at 59, I started getting

"coupon specials" for Depends adult diapers and for several power chairs...and a yearly calendar from the neighborhood funeral home.

I have to tell you that shit didn't put a smile on my face.

You can either throw them away or mail them to someone else...;)


mark

[Curmudgeoness]

10. Thank you for the laughs. Maybe it didn't put a smile on your face,

but I loved your post.

[old mark]

18. I wil send you some Depends coupons next time I get some...

A great deal, really....:rofl: :hi:


mark

[Blue_In_AK]

8. I have friends that send me "old" jokes, too.

I just delete them.

[MorningGlow]

9. I got my first AARP literature

when I was 25. I don't know what I did to deserve that kind of punishment. :scared:

[surrealAmerican]

12. I was getting their mailings when I was 20.

At the time I thought the idea of retiring while I was still in college sounded pretty interesting.

[txwhitedove]

11. Do you know what's worse than unsolicited AARP cards?

Funeral home brochures mailed to your home address, with your name on them!
Jerks. I'm not that old and not ready to plan my own exit party.

x(

[zanana1]

22. That's the worst.

Especially when they try to make the brochures all bright and cheery.

[Silver Swan]

13. I will be 65 soon.

Every day I get mail about Medicare supplements.

I get unsolicited phone calls about Medicare supplements.

How does every insurance company know my birthday?

[GReedDiamond]

14. I'm 56, and I've been getting the same kinda stuff...

...for, oh, I'd say, thirteen years.

And, no, the bastards cannot wait, not even another minute.

[Skittles]

15. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK PREMATURELY-OLD-FUCK DAWG ASS?

LEMME AT YOU AGAIN

[Kaleva]

16. I haven't gotten any offers to subscribe to Penthouse of Playboy in awhile.

Got my first one when I was about 13. My mom wouldn't let me subscribe. She had some issues about that so I remained stuck with looking at the bra and panty section of the Sears catalog for a few more years.

[Skittles]

17. SCHEDULING KALEVA FOR ASS KICKING

*TMI*

[Burma Jones]

19. Welcome to Middle Age...........

I didn't start getting AARP stuff until I was 48 though.....

[zanana1]

20. That started when I was in my 30's. nt

[zanana1]

21. That started when I was in my 30's. nt