PHOTO: MiddleFingerMom refused to pick up these hitchhikers due to his "no open containers" rule

[Amerigo Vespucci]

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[bluesbassman]

1. Oh now I get why hipsters like the PBR.

I always thought their hatbands were too tight. :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. REFUSED?!?!?!?!?

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When I saw those, um... you know... cans, I stomped on the
brakes so hard that my forehead starred the windshield!!!
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I speak from experience.
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[dawg]

3. Sorry girls.

No smoking in my car.

[freshwest]

4. Nah, he was too smart. He'd have been left for coyote food and they'd be driving his Jaguar.

[LynneSin]

5. Seriously piss-warm PBR? I'd hit the gas on that principal alone

I mean PBR is already a really crappy beer but now you've been standing in the desert waiting forever for someone to come get you and you're drinking this shitty tasting beer - ugh, that stuff has GOT to be nasty! I mean I would take up smoking if only to cover the nasty flavor of the beer - and that's saying alot!

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Actually, I'm still self-conscious of my new all-frijole diet... DESPITE having taken precautions.

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[hunter]

7. My first thought would be "Someone dropped them off there...

... and I don't want to find out why."

Let the Men in Black deal with Serleena and her sister.

[Deep13]

8. I don't let people smoke in my car.

Anyway, picking up a couple of drunk chicks would be asking for trouble. I'd probably phone the police and let them know that a couple of young women are about to die of exposure in the desert.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Not me. A wise man once said, "Jenny, I'm not a SMART man... but I know what love is."

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My legal name is MiddleFingerTroubleMom.
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It's amazing how often something really BAD for you can feel/smell/sound/look/taste so GOOD.
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