PHOTO: Happy RAPTURE EVE!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[kentauros]

1. Don't forget the socks and used underwear!

:P

Mismatched socks would be a nice touch, too. Makes them look like they dressed in too big a hurry in anticipation ;)

[WillParkinson]

20. Psh...

No one wears underwear anymore.

Erm...so I hear.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Amerigo Vespucci!

Now, that's funny!

Thank you.

:toast:

[Arugula Latte]

3. Does anyone else open their presents on Rapture Eve?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. I put milk and cookies out for RaptureMan on Rapture Eve.

I hope he likes them.

And if he does, I hope he stops the Rapture.

:rofl:

:toast:

[Arugula Latte]

10. Rapture Man is not a vengeful man

unless you piss him off with subpar cookies, in which case he has good cause to fry your ass for all eternity.

:toast:

[kentauros]

14. Yeah, don't use Chips Ahoy!

:P

[Zorra]

4. Maybe leave them near a mission or homeless shelter if possible

if the clothing is usable.

[Angry Dragon]

5. If they were really true Christians they would walk

around nude all day so when they got raptured they would not litter and leave a mess for the pagans and heathens to clean up

[LynneSin]

7. You know what would make it look really good - a dog on a leash just wandering around

right by the body.

Stuff some dog snacks in the clothes so the dog doesn't run away. Rapturists have said that animals do not get raptured so it'll look like the person was walking their dog.

[chollybocker]

19. love that.

:thumbsup:

[Avalux]

8. I am loving this.....my birthday is Saturday. Party at my house!! n/t

[felix_numinous]

9. Liberal and gay T shirts would be a nice touch

:)

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. I was thinking Black Sabbath, but your ideas are also cool!

[freshwest]

21. That would have been perfect, most I know have much lighter spirits than fundies.

[Sky Masterson]

12. ..

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. You'd have to include stuff like watches and rings and wallets with the clothes.

Would stuff like hip replacements, pacemakers, breast implants, etc., get left behind, too? Or do you get to take all the internal improvements with you?

Also, would it be especially mean to leave a pile of Mormon underwear with the clothes? - since the fundies think Mormons are heretics who haven't a chance of getting raptured. Or maybe full Catholic bishop regalia - robes, pointy hat and all. Or a pile that included a yarmulke and tefillin? Or a burka? The saffron robes of a Buddhist monk? The possibilities are endless.

[kentauros]

15. How about an empty atheist t-shirt?

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[murielm99]

16. Or Flying Spaghetti Monster? n/t

[kentauros]

17. Or the Buddhist symbol of peace?

Any school of thought that's not normally associated with this kind of thing.

An anarchist shirt would work, too ;)

[RandomThoughts]

18. You can choose to see it that way.