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ohnoyoudidnt (250 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 05:41 PM Original message |
Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
1. where does he put his --------- |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 05:50 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Exhaust pipe. |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 05:55 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. need a converter or something, wouldn't he? |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 05:58 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Some details are best not discussed. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 05:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
63. Is the engine on when he ......? well, you know |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
2. How do you have sex with a car? |
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Moondog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 06:43 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Heh. An imagination is a wonderful thing . . . . n/t |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 02:08 AM Response to Reply #2 |
26. If the car is more open minded, you can ask to use the tail pipe |
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MrMickeysMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 10:39 PM Response to Reply #2 |
51. WELL.... You asked for it.... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 10:56 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. bookmarked n/t |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
6. He's well traveled. |
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mysuzuki2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
7. this guy's nothing but a |
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Recovered Repug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
9. The term "Honk if you're horny" |
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dimbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
10. Love Hertz. n/t |
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Zorra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 08:02 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. lol. Yer gonna get it for that.. |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 11:31 AM Response to Reply #10 |
60. Would Hertz and Avis be pimps for this guy? |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
11. The next time you see a pair of legs sticking out from under a car, |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
12. oops |
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Throd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
14. 1,000? That seems excessive. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 10:55 PM Response to Reply #14 |
54. it never said "no" |
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zen_bohemian (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
15. umm...never mind, but..... |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 11:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. "Fucking Nuts" comes to mind |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 09:20 AM Response to Reply #15 |
36. My guess is.... |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 10:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
52. Auto-eroticism? |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 11:15 AM Response to Reply #52 |
59. ... |
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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
16. You can say goodbye to good, unionized, auto manufacturing jobs if any of the cars get pregnant. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
17. Mebbe he oughta could change his name to "Ophelia Volvo" |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 07:30 AM Response to Reply #17 |
31. . |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
18. Well... okay. |
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Tyrs WolfDaemon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
19. the movie "The Ice Pirates" predicted this... |
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provis99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
20. sex with a car is one thing. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
22. Who am I to say where he should dip his stick? |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
23. Anyone here see the old film "Crazy People"? |
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chollybocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
24. Gives new meaning to the term "the fleet is in." |
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Tabasco_Dave (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
25. Here's his favorite song! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 03:26 AM Response to Original message |
27. I hope that they were lubed before hand |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 05:25 AM Response to Original message |
28. He can have a menage a tire. |
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zen_bohemian (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 07:27 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. bwhahahahaaaaa!!!! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 05:32 AM Response to Original message |
29. Sick pervert! I hope he gets caught renting one and dumped. |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
32. He'll be lucky if he doesn't come down with an STD like Herbies. |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 10:13 PM Response to Reply #32 |
50. can't believe my STD jokes didn't work out. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
33. Here's a lovely serenade song from Roger Taylor of Queen..... |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 08:55 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. I did not realize Roger could sing that well. |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
35. I've heard of someone having too much junk in the trunk |
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LeftinOH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
37. "..many of the cars have belonged to strangers.." He has humped peoples' cars and they don't even |
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Mojo_electro (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 03:36 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. You know.... |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
38. I have heard of overhead cam, but this is ridiculous. |
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Mojo_electro (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
39. That is wierd.... |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
41. That is what they call "man-on-car sex" Gives a new meaning to "Santorum" |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 08:36 AM Response to Reply #41 |
57. I think another name for 85w140 weight hypoid gear oil: |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
42. The Mercury Mistress video |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
43. At least his car won't get mad if he comes home smelling like another car |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 04:59 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. I Don't Know about That |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 05:21 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Well, OK, but no matter how old he gets he can always get a late model car! |
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zen_bohemian (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 07:39 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Well, if he wants an older model car, he would surely choose a (mercury) Cougar :) |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 06:56 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. Or if he yells "Honda! Honda!" |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 07:58 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. Nothing like the wrong name at a delicate moment |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
49. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "lube job" |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-25-11 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
53. That's...that's just not right. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
56. I'm not saying copulating with cars is right or wrong... |
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cbdo2007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
58. *sings* "I'm in love with my car, got a feel for my automobile...." (Queen) |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
61. Is this why OJ Simpson broke the laws of physics to get to his rent-a-car? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
62. He once attempted to seduce a clown car |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
64. Are glass packs (mufflers) safe sex? |
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lillypaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
65. As for me ... |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-26-11 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
66. I wonder if he's a fan of Gary Numan? |
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