Wanna know what really chaps pinboy3niner's ass?

[pinboy3niner]

When people talk about themselves in the third person.

pinboy3niner HATES that!!!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Ain't that the TRUTH?!?!?

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[pinboy3niner]

3. Thanks--that makes 2 messages of support for pinboy3niner

pinboy3niner also received a supportive email:

George is with you 100%!!!



--George

P.S.--George likes spicy chicken.

[struggle4progress]

2. struggle4progress hadn't been asking himself that question, but he knows the answer now

[WinkyDink]

4. Bob Dole thinks you're being petty.

[Rhiannon12866]

25. +1

:D

[Ikonoklast]

5. And here Ikonoklast thought the answer would be sitting naked in a snow drift.

Ikonklast now knows that answer is incorrect, and he apologizes for making an incorrect assumption.

[dimbear]

6. Dimbear is hungry for some roots and berries.

Honestly, though, I am not.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

7. Tyrs WolfDaemon wonders why people think Tyrs WolfDaemon is a barbarian?

Tyrs WolfDaemon is obviously a Viking

[pinboy3niner]

13. They probably know you

:evilgrin:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

26. Tyr's WolfDaemon says that is probably true

Tyr's WolfDaemon recalls a time years ago when he nearly gave a man a heart attack.
Then as now, he looked like the self portrait above, minus thirty pounds. (He eats too much these days )

He was with a friend and went to pick up a girl to give her a ride for she had no car that day.
Tyr's WolfDaemon knew the girl, but not her father.
He walked up to the door, rung the bell, and when the father answered;
Tyr's WolfDaemon replied in a gruff voice: "I've come for your daughter".
The father nearly dropped dead right there as his daughter laughed her ass off behind him.
It is sure that the father believed that Tyr's WolfDaemon was a barbarian seeking to pillage his daughter and rape his house...

[mysuzuki2]

8. I was going to guess cheap underwear.

[pinboy3niner]

9. Well, that too

pinboy3niner's cheap underwear is a delicate subject.

It's kinda like Hank Williams sang about his hot rod stoker--"My tires and tubes are doin' fine but the air is showin' through." :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. MiddleFingerMom thinks he's found the answer to your problem... but he has one request.

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Please don't let anyone else borrow it.
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[pinboy3niner]

11. Is that the biggest they got?

pinboy3niner will look for a "family value" multi-pack of those.


pinboy3niner thanks you for the lead! :hug:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

15. Gidney vaguely recalls that RadioLady once explained how to make one of those things.

[pinboy3niner]

16. pinboy3niner can make it in his bathtub?

Why didn't Gidney tell me this before now? :spank:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. Amerigo Vespucci feels that you're definitely on to something here.

:rofl:

[UTUSN]

14. REGIS chaps your ass?!1

Well, no wonder I'm still in our brotherhood good graces!1

[pinboy3niner]

17. Does he do that?

pinboy3niner didn't follow that show, so he didn't know that about Regis.

But pinboy3niner's ass is disappointed to learn that a fellow Irish American is an offender. Damn you, UTUSN, for being the damned messenger!

[UTUSN]

19. Of COURSE he does, and he didn't even go to Vietnam like you and me!1

You are SO my homie!1

[pinboy3niner]

22. You know pinboy3niner loves you, brother

pinboy3niner just noticed that, coincidentally, Regis' co-host, Kelly Ripa, is a participant in Anderson Cooper's special on bullying of gays. pinboy3niner had been distracted by livestreaming news and hadn't noticed that.

But if Ripa resorts to third-person references to herself, pinboy3niner doesn't have a big enough bathtub to make the assChapstick!

:hi:

[blogslut]

18. Isn't chap/ass the most awesomest term evar?

I heard it when I was a tween thing - said by fellow of 70+ years. These kids today with their "fucks" and "shits" ain't got nothing on old people.

[pinboy3niner]

20. pinboy3niner says, "Ain't that the truth?"

The profanities are no match for the descriptives. Things that, "like," take some thinking.

"Gag me with a spoon" actually wasn't bad for a short run, but overuse makes the heart turn cold.

And pinboy3niner was a Valley Boy--but, thankfully, well before the Valley Girls became Vogue. Gag pinboy3niner with a spoon! :puke:

:)

[Angry Dragon]

21. Skittles is coming to kick it

is what I heard

[pinboy3niner]

23. Skittles is coming?

pinboy3niner is :scared:.

[Skittles]

24. you want Skittles to kick your ass?

DO YOU?