Very First Ep of "South Park" is on - Democratic Underground

Cush

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:32 PM
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Very First Ep of "South Park" is on

Edited on Tue Apr-06-04 08:33 PM by Cush

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe. One of my favortie episodes.

"Aliens stuck stuff up your ass!"

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burythehatchet

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:38 PM
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1. My absolute favorite

"why is it that all we talk about are things going in or coming out of your ass"

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Bluzmann57

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:42 PM
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4. "Oh my ass!"

lolololol. Great episode. Cows take over.

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:41 PM
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2. No, no. Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me!!!

*BBBBLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT* Eeeeeeeew!!!!!!

You're farting fire, Cartman!!!

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:42 PM
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3. Stan wants to kiiiiiiiis... Wendy Testa-berrrrrrger.

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Bluzmann57

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:43 PM
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5. Sing it Chef!

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:43 PM
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6. I wanna make love to ya woman, gonna lay you down by the fire...

And carress your womanly body, make you moooooooan and perspire.
Gonna get those juices flowin'...
We'll make some love baby love baby lovelovelovelovelove BAAAAAAABYYYYY!!!!!!

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:44 PM
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7. We are out of schooooool... No more school todaaaaay...

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:45 PM
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8. You can completely tell it's construction paper.

You can see the shadows behind the cutouts.

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Cush

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:46 PM
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9. yup

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Cush

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:48 PM
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10. "He's dead Cartman"

Edited on Tue Apr-06-04 08:50 PM by Cush

"God damnit, I didn't get an anal probe!"

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"Mom, Kitty's being a dildo"

"Well then, I know a cetain Kitty-Kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight"

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:50 PM
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11. MOM!!! Kitty's being a dildo!!!

LOL

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Cush

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:51 PM
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13. best line ever

The first tiem I saw this I was laughing my ass off. I thought to myself "No way is this going to make it, the censors won't allow"

Good thing I was wrong.

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:50 PM
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12. LOL!!! The bird's splashing around in Stans puke!!!

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:51 PM
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14. Um, I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight...

Edited on Tue Apr-06-04 08:52 PM by northwest

Whe I first watched that, I was laughing so much, I almost pissed my pants.

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Cush

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:52 PM
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15. "Cartman, there's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!"

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:53 PM
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16. Here comes Kyle's 7 words you can't say on TV...

"Hey, you scrawny-ass shits!!!"

:D:D:D

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Cush

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:54 PM
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17. Here comes the best part: Kyle goes nuts!!

Edited on Tue Apr-06-04 08:54 PM by Cush

"Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career"

"It's my turn!"

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:55 PM
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18. Guys!!! get me down from nyaa!!!

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Cush

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Tue Apr-06-04 08:59 PM
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19. "Cartman, you do have pink eye!"

Edited on Tue Apr-06-04 08:59 PM by Cush

"Ah, son of a bitch!"

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