LET'S FIGHT! - Democratic Underground

matcom

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:51 PM
Original message

LET'S FIGHT!

there are a surprising lack of flame wars in GD right now :eyes:

PUT EM UP!!

:eyes:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

absyntheNsugar

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:51 PM
Response to Original message

1. You're ugly and you're momma dresses ya funny!

NEENERNEENERNEENER!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

matcom

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:52 PM
Response to Reply #1

2. ALERT!! ALERT!! MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ban this obvious FREEPER! :D

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

GOPisEvil

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:52 PM
Response to Original message

3. Your ass is flat!!!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

kmla

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:55 PM
Response to Reply #3

8. Yeah, I always said that matcom was a flat-ass, too....

Edited on Wed Apr-07-04 04:57 PM by kmla

So I must agree.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

m-jean03

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:53 PM
Response to Original message

4. I don't know...

The aggressive and gentle threads are going at it, it seems...:P

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DrWeird

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:53 PM
Response to Original message

5. DrWeird: Left hook to Matcom's chin. Matcom goes down.

1...2...

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DrWeird

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #5

14. 3... 4... 5...

Except for his left foot twitch, Matcom is motionless.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Blue-Jay

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:54 PM
Response to Original message

6. Cue the music!

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

HYAAAH! </kicks matcom in the two-dimensional yellow ass>

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

matcom

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:57 PM
Response to Reply #6

11. you, sir are obviously bigoted towords Chinese people

your post is a BLATENT RACIST attack insinuating that ALL Chinese people are Kung-Fu enthusiasts!

i am alerting the mods on your use of the term 'Chinatown' :crazy:

:D

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Blue-Jay

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 05:05 PM
Response to Reply #11

13. What else could I expect from a round yellow man?

Yes. I am proud to be bigoted towards Smiley-Americans.

Midget-Clowns too. <shudder>

HYAAAH!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

camero

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:55 PM
Response to Original message

7. Start a thread

When will the bitch thread die? As a poll. :)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

citizen snips

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:56 PM
Response to Original message

9. *yawn*

this fight is going nowhere.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

codegreen

(827 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:56 PM
Response to Original message

10. Hey hey let's go... ... ... so let's fighting! Let's fighting love!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SOteric

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 04:57 PM
Response to Original message

12. You're a poopyhead.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Donkeyboy75

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 05:31 PM
Response to Reply #12

19. Oh sure, just because I'm darkskinned,

you call me "poopyhead?" MODS! OVER HERE! Racist!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SOteric

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Apr-08-04 08:03 AM
Response to Reply #19

21. It's the contents I refer to, not the exterior,

kerfluffle-butt.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

jus_the_facts

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 05:16 PM
Response to Original message

15. Hey F'k YOU....

....gotta be a horizontal boppin' upside ya head!! :o

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 05:20 PM
Response to Original message

16. Body blow, Body blow, Upper Cut!

Knockout!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Blue-Jay

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 05:23 PM
Response to Reply #16

18. What the hell game is that from?

I remember playing it.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Donkeyboy75

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #18

20. Punch-Out!

It was an arcade game before Mike Tyson endorsed the Nintendo version.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

EstimatedProphet

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Apr-07-04 05:23 PM
Response to Original message

17. Oh yeah? SO'S YOUR MOTHER!

C'mon! Hit me!

:)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Brewman_Jax

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Thu Apr-08-04 08:17 AM
Response to Original message

22. How about the cure-all instead

:beer: :beer: :beer:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Fri Feb 20th 2026, 07:53 AM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.