I am lonely so ask me anything

[JohnKleeb]

[patdem]

1. Why are you lonely????

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

6. no one home to talk to and my best friend is in SC

and my other friend cant come out

[rock]

2. If bushsucks* is challenged to a presidential debate will he say

"Bring it on"?

[JohnKleeb]

8. lol maybe but I think he will say "Mr Cheney help me study"

Lets hope they dont do the exercises that Mr. Cheney on Law and Order SVU did do his employee.

[buddhamama]

3. what happened to the job--

have you started it yet?

[JohnKleeb]

10. yeah I started on monday

work from 10-2:30. Its great had a good laugh today in the ID office.

[HereSince1628]

4. Did your fern just die, or did you KILL it?????????????????????

.

[JohnKleeb]

11. what fern lol

[HereSince1628]

20. So, then you threw darts at you life-sized cut-outs of Laura Bush?????

.
My god you can edit subject lines!

[JohnKleeb]

22. I dont have nor do I want one

[HereSince1628]

25. Well, no wonder yer lonely.

The exclusive, life-sized, corrogated, cut-out, paper doll of Laura Bush is highly recommended for loneliness by people like Jerry Flawell and Pad Robmyson.

The elite addition comes complete with petroleum jelly so purchasers can "enjoy" their intimate time with her.

The deluxe version comes with the "I used to be a democrat," but now take it in the ... washable sleeve

[JohnKleeb]

27. lol I would rather have a life size Petra Nemcova

than a life sized Laura Bush

[HereSince1628]

33. It may be possible to get a special order with a butterfly vibrator.....

...

[JohnKleeb]

34. i dunno

I would rather have Petra to Pickles.

[HereSince1628]

36. well, I ain't pushin this any farther...

.

[JohnKleeb]

37. ok

but if you ever have a question for me I can be IMed.

[Mountainman]

73. Well here you go but I wouldn't through darts at it.

http://pnemcova.kmmod.com/

[SOteric]

5. No question.

Just a group hug from those of us who think you're all that and a bag of chips!

[JohnKleeb]

12. thanks

[northernsoul]

7. hang in there

man, it seems like a lot of people are having kind of a dark week this week.

Where are you at, John? How's the weather? Where's the best place to grab a bite to eat?

[JohnKleeb]

15. ok

I live in Northern VA. The weather has been ok but I think its a little rainy now, and the best place to eat is either Memphis BBQ, Mosley's, or Chayote the last two they closed down.

[Capn Sunshine]

9. John, I love you man

:loveya:but why are you inside on a beuatiful summers day? GO! LEAVE US!! We'll be here when you get back!

My excuse: I'm paid to remain in my office and answer my phone. To avoid paperwork I post here:)

Now you kids go outside and play!!!

[JohnKleeb]

16. you are in California I hear theres a tornade warning here

[JVS]

13. Regarding baseball

Do you think that baseball fields should have standardized dimensions?

[JohnKleeb]

18. I think it should be choiced

I love diversity in parks what may be a homer in one may not be in another you'll love and hate that heh because it can happen to your opponent but it can happen to your team when you need it most.

[JVS]

55. But it ruins comparative statistics

which bothers me. I think that maybe there should be guidelines with certain tolerances.

[JohnKleeb]

59. true

[iluvchicago86]

14. How many ...

Licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

[JohnKleeb]

17. hmmmm about 500

I never counted.

[soleft]

19. What do you think of Crank Rankers?

[JohnKleeb]

love it

ass slapping contest hehe I think my friend knows a Miles Standish/

[JohnKleeb]

23. weird

[JohnKleeb]

21. love it

ass slapping contest hehe I think my friend knows a Miles Standish/

[JohnKleeb]

24. power went out then back on

I am in the tornado area. I am in my basement. I think I'll be ok. I couldnt get in to the forum for a while I am worried for my dad, cousin, brother, and nana being that they are in a house with no basement.

[goobergunch]

28. The tornado warning has expired, but stay alert:

SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON DC
500 PM EDT WED JUL 9 2003

...SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING CONTINUES FOR PRINCE WILLIAM
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF MANASSAS AND MANASSAS PARK UNTIL 5:15
PM...

...SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING ARLINGTON AND FAIRFAX COUNTIES
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF FALLS CHURCH...FAIRFAX...AND
ALEXANDRIA UNTIL 5:30 PM EDT...

AT 456 PM EDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS
ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM 2 MILES SOUTH OF RESTON TO
MANASSAS...MOVING EAST AT 30 MPH.

ALEXANDRIA...ANNANDALE...ARLINGTON...BAILEY'S
CROSSROADS...BULL
RUN...BURKE...CENTREVILLE...CHANTILLY...FAIRFAX...FALLS
CHURCH...FORT BELVOIR...FRANCONIA...HYBLA VALLEY...LAKE
BARCROFT...LAKE
RIDGE...LINCOLNIA...LORTON...MANASSAS...MANASSAS
PARK...MCLEAN...MERRIFIELD...NEWINGTON...OAKTON...RESTON...THE
I395 AND I495 INTERCHANGE...SPRINGFIELD...TYSONS
CORNER...VIENNA...WOLF TRAP...BALLSTON AND THE I66 AND I495
INTERCHANGE ARE NEAR THE PATH OF THESE STORMS.

WIND GUSTS TO 65 MPH CAN BE EXPECTED IN THE WARNED AREA.
ALSO...THESE STORMS OCCASIONALLY HAVE SHOWED SIGNS OF
ROTATION. STAY INDOORS AND AWAY FROM WINDOWS UNTIL
THUNDERSTORMS HAVE PASSED.

THIS STORM HAS PRODUCED TREE DAMAGE IN THE CITY OF MANASSAS.

[JohnKleeb]

31. I am in the basement

This is better news than I thought

[HERVEPA]

26. Why don't you go Contradancing?

No, no relationship to Oliver North.

Good Live music, good for shy or outgoing people, lots of fun


.... Definition of contradance #3: whimsical
Contra dance is a form of dance that thrusts a different person of the opposite sex into your arms every 30 seconds or so.
Actually, this is only true sometimes. It might be more prudent, but less whimsical, to say that contra dance is one of the few dance forms where by the end of the evening you are likely to have danced with everyone ...

Or, if that doesn't thrill you, there are gender-free contras.


Lots of choices in Virginia:

Regional: Contra Dances in Virginia (Schedules) by Webmaster
Blacksburg: Blacksburg Contra Dancers by Mark
Bluemont: Bluemont Oldtime Country Dances by Bluemont
Charlottesville: Charlottesville Contra Dance by Shawn Brennemann
Fredericksburg: Fredericksburg Contra Dance by Ernest Ackermanm
Greenwood: Contra Corners Dance by Shawn Brennemann
Harrisonburg: Harrisonburg Contra Dance by Shawn Brennemann
Hampton Roads/Newport News/Norfolk: (TRADIN) Traditional Dance In Norfolk by Webmaster
Reston: Reston Contra Dance by Elliot Bogart
Richmond: Traditional American Dance & Music Society by Deborah Nelson


<http://www.contracorners.net/links/misc/mapusa.htm>


<http://www.sbcds.org/contradance/whatis/#Defs>

[JohnKleeb]

29. I dont dance

[HERVEPA]

35. I didn't either...

Until a year ago. Now addicted. I'm 54.
Never liked dancing before.
No need to go to dance with a partner.
Ok, enough proselytizing (sp? I'm too lazy to look it up)

Cheers

[SPICYHOT]

30. Would you like some company

}(

[JohnKleeb]

32. no I like doing this alone

but I am having a conversation with a friend now I am not lonely but keep em questions coming.

[SPICYHOT]

42. darn it!

;(

[ShaneGR]

38. Have you tried 1-800-GET-LAID????

hehe

[JohnKleeb]

40. not in the mood for sex hehe

I am not the horny bastard my non secular friends think I am

[Breezy du Nord]

39. Maybe you should sing?

it makes me feel better.

[JohnKleeb]

41. heh like what

I dont like singing more of a writer

[SPICYHOT]

43. well wtf do you want to do???

you picky

[Breezy du Nord]

52. Write a song for me to sing silly!

[JohnKleeb]

63. sure I'll try

Where has the peace gone
By John Kleeb
written while dazed

It is gone now
The peace is
Where has it gone
with all this constant war I see

How do we get it back
not through more wars
but through a respect for each other and the world
so I ask

Where has the peace gone
Where has the peace gone
Where has the peace gone

Everyone in war is a casuality
seeing your best friend die cant be good
in constant pain and not just physical pain
but emotional pain
so I ask

Where has the peace gone
Where has the peace gone
Where has the peace gone

We have a crazy man in the white house
war is all he thinks about
so honor the fallen by fighting for peace
so I ask
Played in tune of Saving Private Ryan Main Theme

Where has the peace gone
Where has the peace gone
Where has the peace gone

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

44. Do you think I could be president in 50 or so years?

Come on, if you don't get the nomination maybe I can. Is it possible?

[leftist_rebel1569]

48. I suppose anything's possible

considering if you get the nomination i would blindly vote for you, then break the law and vote again under another identity. That is, if I ever get off DU...

[JohnKleeb]

58. I would hope so

If Mondale can put a woman on the ticket in 84 I think a woman will be able to run for president in our lifetimes. (I am awake so I will be answering question)

[leftist_rebel1569]

45. Are you trying to get me to pity you, Chunky?

j/k...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

46. ouch

that was mean! :(

[leftist_rebel1569]

47. aw...i'm just playin'...

he knows that too...I hope. Betcha anything he'll call me something related to my weight...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

49. hey skinny boy!

:D I thought you were joking, lol.

[leftist_rebel1569]

50. ooh...hey, now...

looks like you beat him to it...500 points for you!

BTW, I'm always joking. If you don't believe me, check post #73 in my small town thread. Then you'll think i'm retarded. But, everyone else does already, so I assume it wouldn't be any different...

Ow...my ring finger is burning....

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

51. hehe

You're not retarded, lol. I can be much more stupid when I want to be. :)

[leftist_rebel1569]

54. You think you can be stupider than me?

I seriously doubt it

Monster Trucks have big wheels

[JohnKleeb]

64. yeah he is

I'll tell you now what the nickname for my ass is. Since I'll be at work in a couple of hours and I am working on something at home when I get home from work. The nickname for my ass is :drumroll:
Its J-LO and I was given the nickname by someone even skinnier than Lefty. His royal annoyance my brother.

[JohnKleeb]

62. yeah bones I can

I got some I shouldnt say because they could be considered offensive.
You so skinny when you was pregant people were like wow have you lost weight.
You so skinny Clasissa Flockhart doesnt wanna diet with you because you are a freak.
You so skinny even my brother thinks you're skinny.
ok done I am sorry i wasnt here late night guys I hate being tired in the mornings is all so now I post in the afternoon, evening, and early morning but TGIF tommorow that is.

[leftist_rebel1569]

56. Wake up, Johnny...

It's 12:10 AM CST and I'm KICKING YOUR THREAD!

MY TIME ZONE IS TEH RULEZ!

[JohnKleeb]

60. Sorry I go to bed early now

Maggie its ok I am not even all that fat hes just a skank lol. Thanks guys.

[leftist_rebel1569]

66. "hes just a skank"?

HOW DARE YOU MAKE...FUN OF ME LIKE THAT!

j/k lol...

[JohnKleeb]

70. hehe skank ass

I was gonna fool ya with that picture damnit. I finally got my security clearance today and acted like a fool like always. I am fat in my ass not my front.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

72. hey me too!

haha :D

[leftist_rebel1569]

74. go ahead, Chunky, call me a skank!

...wait...no, it's hurtful...:(

on edit: j/k. Go ahead, call me whatever...

[Circe_Invidiosa]

53. howdy from texas

:)

im lonely too...

[Shanty Oilish]

57. Are you monogamous?

I mean, if you're lonely, maybe you should distribute your favors more broadly.

[JohnKleeb]

61. not lonely anymore

I feel better now

[jonnyblitz]

65. I must be wierd. I love being alone! Can't get enough of it!!!

When I am alone I can sing dorky songs to the kitties, dance around to loud music and pick my nose.

[JohnKleeb]

69. I like to talk to people

[MissMillie]

67. When you buy a new car...

they install 2 brand new headlights in it.

Why does one burn out before the other?

[JohnKleeb]

68. i dunno

[Throckmorton]

71. Asymmetrical Tungstanic Diachronic Dysphasia.

A common problem with filiment based lamps.