Elperromagico's in a good mood - Ask him anything!

[elperromagico]

Here's your chance. Take advantage of my brief respite from crabbiness. :) Ask away. I eagerly await your queries.

[dolo amber]

1. What *magic dog powers*

DO you possess, actually?

:hi:

[elperromagico]

2. I can scratch myself in places of strategic importance.

Hope this answers your question! :hi:

[dolo amber]

3. Indeed...

I'm sure my rolly-polly pug would be THRILLED to possess such abilities. :D

[elperromagico]

4. Perhaps his/her potential has never been fully realized.

[tishaLA]

5. What the hell are you doing in Arkansas anyhow?

and why do they permit magic dogs there?

[elperromagico]

6. Arkansas? Hmm... this is a poser.

I was born in Oklahoma (even worse, I know), where my father was stationed (Ft. Sill). We moved to Arkansas when I was two, after Dad left the Army. My grandparents lived here, and I'm going to college here. Simple as that.

I have no intention of staying here forever, though. I'd like to move to a state that has more than two seasons (Arkansas only has two: Hot and Cold).

Perhaps I should explain the whole "Magic Dog" thing. Back in high school, I wrote three pieces of music for my school band. The last piece (written my junior year) was titled "The Magic Dog," for no reason other than that I found that title amusing. Oh, and I was smoking a lot of weed at the time.

Hope this answers your questions! :hi:

[Blue-Jay]

8. Was your piece "The Magic Dog" any good?

I wrote one in HS for a composition/theory class, and was very proud of it. In retrospect, it pretty much sucked ass.

[elperromagico]

10. I've written far better pieces since then.

After all, that was five years ago. But for its time, yes, it was good. And it was better than the previous two.

[SOteric]

7. Next to cleanliness, godliness, and a chili recipe that will

blow your socks off right through your shoes, - what is the primum mobile of correct living?

[elperromagico]

9. Breath mints.

[elperromagico]

11. And remember, kids,

Scan not a friend with a microscopic glass; you know his faults, now let his foibles pass. :)