Bobbieo
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Wed Oct-01-08 11:00 PM
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| How The Stock Market Works - A Bit of Whimsy from a Friend. |
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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each." The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!
Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
Thejendra BS Author & Writer Bangalore, India Web Cave - www.thejendra.com
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Hydra
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Wed Oct-01-08 11:07 PM
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| 1. At least the monkeys made it home |
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I have to wonder who will end up owning our homes and businesses.
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Wed Oct-01-08 11:15 PM
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| 3. Bet it won't' be 'Mericans! Got my mortgage paid off a year ago. |
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Wed Oct-01-08 11:13 PM
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| 2. Carlo Ponzi would've LOVED this bailout. |
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Wed Oct-01-08 11:18 PM
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| 4. Ah, so there was an original "Ponzi" |
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I think he would be proud to see his ideas put to practice on such a grand scale...until he found out he wasn't the beneficiary :evilgrin:
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Wed Oct-01-08 11:27 PM
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Phillips, K. Bad Money: Reckless Finance, Failed Politics, and the Global Crisis of American Capitalism.
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Wed Oct-01-08 11:29 PM
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... funny. Charming analogy.
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