Heads up, Gungeonites - after a lengthy absence

[Wickerman]

I am bringing back Lunabush's Gungeon Bad Joke Tuesday. You have been warned. No posting of jokes today in this thread - just get prepared for tomorrow. No excuses for lack of preparation. Right wingers in this forum, you may NOT use the death of your uncle Ronnie as an excuse for failing to come to the forum without a joke.

Let's review the ground rules:

1. The joke must be related, however loosely, on a Justice/Public Safety foundation. Guns, recidivism, legal issues, etc. We even accept crossbow humor and knives. However, the ban on Yard darts is still in effect.

B. You need to heap lavish praise on my joke - yes, it will be the worst of all.

III. No, we can't do this on Friday.

thanks, looking forward to some bad jokes tomorrow - it'll be a bonding thing.

[Wickerman]

1. kick for the evening crowd

both of you.

[CO Liberal]

2. Here's Mine

A guy goes hunting. He's out in the woods when suddenly a naked woman jumps out from behind a tree.

He: "Are you game?"

She: "Yes!"

So he shot her.

:-)

*** Rimshot ***

Thankyew, thankyew, I'll be here all week.....

[NorthernSpy]

3. dreadful, just dreadful

:)

Gracias, CO Liberal!