WE ARE SO SCREWED!!! PANIC NOW!!!!!

[no name no slogan]

EVERYBODY is against us! CNN, Fox, the Washington Post, the New York Times, the right-wing religious wackjobs, the broadcasters, the soccer moms, the office park dads, the retired oilmen, Charlton Heston, the Greens, the Naderites, the wealthy capitalist oligarchs, the Pope, Kid Rock, Brittney Spears, 2/3 of the starting lineup of the 1987 Denver Broncos, G. Gordon Liddy, Dennis Miller, several major dieties (and many minor ones, too), Pat Robertson, Zell "dueling pistols at dawn" Miller, some southern Democrats....the list goes on and on and on and on and on!!!!!

WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WE'RE SO SCREWED!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[skylarmae]

1. will I never learn? ...............n/t

[soleft]

You forgot Poland

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Heh!

:evilgrin:

[Supersedeas]

11. HOW COULD HE--and the other members of the shrinking Coalition--how?

[MoonRiver]

17. Don't you mean the SMIRKING coalition?

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[4_Legs_Good]

18. RotFLMAO

Ooh man, that was great!

david

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. *lmao*

[no name no slogan]

34. The one not under the sway of the Soviet Union in 1976?

How COULD I forget that one!

There's a great big forehead-slapping "D'OH!" for me!

I'm just glad that the mighty warmongering nation of TONGA is in our "Coalition of the Willing", too. Praise Allah!!!

[okieinpain]

36. and tobe keith

[no name no slogan]

41. Inbred Gittar-playin rednecks!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!

BLAAARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[realcountrymusic]

54. HOLD ON!

Not ALL inbred gittar-playin rednecks. Check this out:

http://www.takinmycountryback.com

RCM

[HuskerDem]

47. Now that's funny!

poland.

[Steelangel]

2. Well, God and Jesus too! Freepers said so!

[Ron Green]

46. God, Jesus and Superman, too! Wasn't he a Republican?

[BOSSHOG]

3. It will only make victory sweeter!

[YEM]

8. And you also forgot Iran and Putin.

Next....

[NewYorkerfromMass]

29. you mean Vladimir

this thread funny.

[No2W2004]

52. And Syria, and Jordan, and Cypress,

and Egypt and.......

NICE sig pic!

[TrustingDog]

27. not so. the game is quite different. they will not allow our victory.

get used to it.
the fight has only begun.

[no name no slogan]

37. Yes, never!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After all, they've got the 5% of the National Guard that's not in Iraq to keep order if indeed they try to hold on after the election!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL ODD FELLOWS LODGE, AND HE'S DRIVING A HUMMER!!!!!!!! BLEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;)

[flowomo]

5. those "major dieties" will kill us.....

is that, like, Oprah and Richard Simmons?

[Debi]

35. That's dieties...

not Divas...

[flowomo]

38. I think the poster mean "deities"...

[no name no slogan]

42. But let's add "dieties" too, while we're on it!! WAAAHHH!!!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! JENNY CRAIG, RICHARD SIMMONS, OPRAH, AND THAT FAT CHICK FROM WILSON PHILLIPS HAVE TEAMED UP WITH SHIVA, THOR, AND ISIS TO CONQUER US ALL!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! :scared:

[Debi]

43. Is Isis a Republican?

She was so into nature...

[no name no slogan]

45. So was Teddy Roosevelt

'cept he was more into KILLING nature than anything. RUN!!!!

[Debi]

49. Teddy Roosevelt & Isis together

ewww...ish...the thought...(the earth moved)

[crispini]

50. ROTFLMAO!

I dig this thread.

[radfringe]

51. What's all this I hear about the Dieters too!!!???

ooops my mistake -- you said Dieties.... never mind

[jbond56]

6. on NO!

I wasn't scared until I read zell miller!


give me a break.


Bring it on!

[liberal N proud]

28. It was Britney Spears that scares me!

If she isn't the model for the Right Wing?

[dennis4868]

7. you forgot.....

al Qaeda and Iran.....

[Flubadubya]

9. So, it will be despite all these gloomy, foreboding factors...

just to make the victory all the more sweet~! :)

[Shadow30]

10. yeah there are some porn stars against us to...

...they call themselves Fuckers for Bush,yuk,yuk,yuk,yuk,yuk.

[mourningdove92]

12. screw em. As long as Michael Moore doesn't turn against

us....we will be just fine and dandy.

[russian33]

13. No! Not the 1987 Denver Broncos...tell me it ain't so!

[Reciprocity]

14. OMG

[The_Counsel]

15. AAH!! THE RIGHT-WING COMPLEX!! RUN!!!

Oh wait...

Those knuckle-draggers are gonna be against us no matter what. What the hell am I running for...? :P

I'll say it again: Kerry will get a minimum of 52 million popular votes and 312 electoral votes. It won't even be close.

[Bassguy]

19. I agree

i'm in Texas. Absentee ballots are way up in the progressive stronghold of Austin. I've that they're also up in Seatle WA. i wonder waht all these new people are voting for? Could Bush have swayed voters this much?

[newyawker99]

24. Hi Bassguy!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[yellerpup]

21. I'm wit' choo!

Not even close.

:bounce:

[stray cat]

16. Its sounds like we have some work in front of us

nt

[JPace]

20. The Democratic Party is just now figuring out that

if you want your values to be the values of the American
People you have to do ONGOING persuasion and education.
Repugs figured out 20 years ago that their puny numbers
were never going to insure them elections so they rolled
up their sleeves and have been busy ever since. Think
tanks, media ownership, rhetoric that is finely tuned and
bombarded to the public with regular rhythmic pounding until
they believe swallowing the kool aid is good for them.
The Dems were fat and lazy and thought they would always
be on top and only now that they are about to be destroyed
are they doing anything. Air America is a beginning, but
we are going to need new laws governing our media for balance
or we will never have a level playing field again.

[RobertSeattle]

22. Panicing is such Hard Work

[Reciprocity]

23. Please read this, so you know how the story ends.

http://www.mainlesson.com/display.php3?author=treadwell&book=primer&story=chickenlittle

Oops fixed.

[MsTryska]

25. Same as it ever was......

*does the little hand choppy motion a la David Byrne*

[Kukesa]

30. How about Security Moms and Ron Silver?? n/t

[HelpIsOnTheWayDamnit]

31. even Wal-Mart

They pulled Jon Stewarts book off the shelves!!!!!!

[no name no slogan]

32. "D'oh!" and "D'oh!", respectively (n/t)

[MsAnthropy]

33. Fortunately Celexa works really well

[no name no slogan]

39. It's an Effexor/Lithium coctail for me...with two Trazodone on side

but it still leaves room for baseless PANIC.

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[truthpusher]

40. You forgot God

[opstachuck]

44. my uncle actually played for those broncos...

and i'm sure he's voting for the chimp. i dream of a day when the broncos are known as much for their ultra-left wing politics as they are for their running game.

[Blue_Tires]

48. what about yankee apologist Tim McCarver??

[Lorien]

53. Don't panic- DU THIS NOW!

Even if you are NOT a Florida resident, you can work to get out the vote in Florida from your home!

Go here: http://betty.vivademocracy.com / and sign up to call voters and urge them to VOTE NOW for Kerry/ Edwards and Betty Castor (for Senate).

Surfing the net is fun, but action wins elections!

[no name no slogan]

59. NO NO NO NO!!! PANIC FIRST! DON'T "DU" ANYTHING (except CNN polls)

HOW DARE YOU THROW SENSE INTO MY PANIC THREAD!!! OFF WITH YOU!!!!

The only SENSIBLE thing to do is bitch about how MSGOP and Fox and CNN have all got it in for us, and maybe DU one of their pointless online polls too! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO WIN!!!!

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GOURD D4MN IT WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' XANAX???????

(or is it Zantac-- sometimes I get 'em confuzatated)

:scared: :crazy:

[Bridget Burke]

55. The Squid of Despair strikes again....

No, you're really not Dwayne Dibley!

[txindy]

56. NASCAR, too. It keeps me awake at night, it does, to know that

NASCAR is against us. They've got fast cars. We'll never get away. We can't run OR hide! :eyes: :evilgrin:

[no name no slogan]

58. NASCAR keeps me awake, too, but I live next to a racetrack (n/t)

[evilqueen]

57. It's hard work thinking about all those against us, and...

it's hard work kicking their asses to a Kerry landslide...