Bush SOTU Speech To Feature 'Dean-Like Jurassic Screech' (Stab At Humor)

[KittyWampus]

Bush SOTU Speech To Feature 'Dean-Like Jurassic Screech'
(2004-01-20)

Less than a day after Democrat presidential candidate Howard Dean motivated his followers with an aggressive screeching noise, President George Bush plans to use a similar tactic in tonight's State of the Union address, according to a senior administration official.

"Howard's non-syllabic verbal flourish put his opponents on notice and set a new standard for statesman-like oratory," said the unnamed official. "During the foreign policy segment of tonight's address, the President will cut loose with a Dean-like jurassic screech that will set your hair on end. I've heard him do it in rehearsal, and it will definitely tell the terrorists that America is a force to be reckoned with. Our Commander-in-Chief is one tough velociraptor."

Upon hearing the news, Mr. Dean said, "George Bush has to imitate me just to look presidential. What a phoney!"

From someone named "eddy"

[Algorem]

1. Wasn't he doing the yell from the song "Rawhide" and doing a whipping-

motion with his arm at same time? http://www.lyricsdepot.com/frankie-laine/rawhide.html

[KittyWampus]

2. So That's What It Was!

:think:

[Algorem]

3. + he was smiling and laughing when he did it but today all i hear on the r

adio is that he's this insanely angry maniac etc. etc. etc.

[Algorem]

4. Dean supporters:Keep movin movin movin though they're disapprovin!

Rawhide!If the Blues Brothers could use it Dean can use it.