Attacking Perceived Repub Strengths in the 'war on terror'

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We all know how the Rove and his gooper army has concentrated on attacking the strengths rather than the weaknesses of their opponents.
Here is a strategy I am going to start using with my local wingnuts:

Ohh please don't kill me mr. terrorist!
I am so afraid of you and the 'war on terror' that I just pissed my right-wing pants.

George Bush, please, please, come save me from the axis of evil man. You can bug my phone, piss on my constitution, take away every single right my fore-fathers fought and died for! Just please make the bad man go away! Please daddy bush!

Oh my god! the terror alert just went from yellow to orange, were all doomed! I'm so scared, I think we need to invade Luxembourg and kill them all before they get us those rotten Luxembourgians!

I can't stand up and fight for my rights as an american, because I am too scared of the brown man with his shiny boxcutter!
Please Pat Robertson.. save me with your pipeline to god, smite the evil man with god's sword of christian justice..

Any other ideas?