Katherine Harris to 'Reclaim America for Christ' - really

[donsu]

http://bobgeiger.blogspot.com/2006/03/katherine-harris-to-headline.html


Katherine Harris to Headline “Reclaiming America for Christ”


Florida Representative Katherine Harris, currently a candidate for U.S. Senate and formerly the person who helped engineer George W. Bush’s theft of the 2000 presidential election, will headline the Reclaiming America for Christ conference to be held in Fort Lauderdale this month.

“Reclaiming America for Christ 2006 is your chance to get the tools and training, ideas and energy you need to change America for the better, “ crows the web site for the conference, to be held March 17-18. “Our nation hangs in the balance and it will take men and women – equipped with strategies that work – to reset the wildly spinning moral compass of our great land.”

Harris will give a talk on March 18 called “Bringing Faith to the Public Forum.”
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religious con woman at work filling her pocket

[MadMaddie]

1. She has no shame does she?

[warrens]

33. She's losing by over 20 points. She's desperate.

[gordianot]

2. Well

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Wickerman]

3. Is that reclamation like Rendering?

You have to make sure it's dead before you can reclaim, just like the rendering business. Her ilk is certainly doing their best to destroy the Country. Destroy the village to save it, indeed.

[savemefromdumbya]

4. I don't think Jesus would like her corrupt ways

[benddem]

17. I'm pretty sure

he wouldn't like her makeup or her new false boobs.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. This conference needs to be monitored

Is their agenda similar to the one in MO, where they have passed a resolution saying Christianity is the majority religion, giving it freedom from persecution while not mentioning protections for other faiths.

I know my Jewish and Muslim friends living in FL will be really interested to know.

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. And they keep telling me this country

is not in the early stages of a Nazi take over... the piles of bodies will be high when this is over.

[Warpy]

7. that's the problem with Calvinism

its believers think they can commit all crimes, all outrages against humanity in the name of their god and be instantly forgiven and get their ticket punched for heaven. It doesn't matter how many people they hurt or how much they steal, all is permissible if they only believe.

This is why they are so dangerous and this is why mainstream churches have got to stop pussyfooting around this stuff to keep GOP collection plate donations coming in. If they don't, they're lost along with the rest of us.

[megatherium]

8. So Jesus needs Cruella de Ville's help? nt

[swimboy]

9. Wow--well, everything's going to be so much better soon, then.

:sarcasm:

:grr:

[tanyev]

10. Perfect. Katherine is very eager to show that she is equipped

with strategies that work.

[Maat]

24. But I want the picture with the 96 shades of eyecolor!

Not the one here where she has toned the whole thing down and gotten the new boobs!

[tanyev]

28. But the boobs ARE the strategies that work! Apparently.

[Maat]

40. HeeHee. (n/t).

[BOSSHOG]

11. Poor Katherine

She doesn't realize that Christ doesn't want America because of people like her.

[TechBear_Seattle]

12. Reclaim it from what? The Talibangelicals? n/t

[sui generis]

13. moral compass?

I had no idea we were so immoral.

Oh! She must mean wildly spinning compass of personal freedom. It all makes sense now.

Doing what YOU want to do is immoral, and these Moral Majority Part Deux fuckers know what's best for you.

Democracy and freedom is not the natural political progression - it's this. We're an unstable theocracy, not a stable democracy.

Just depends on your point of view I guess.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

14. Pure exploitation

[wake.up.america]

15. She has no right to tell people Christians should steal elections!!

[meegbear]

16. And she's succeeding ...

everytime I see her face or hear her name, I think "Jesus Christ ...".

[donsu]

18. lol - good one

nt

[dflprincess]

20. LOL

Though, come to think of it, whenever Bush is on TV I start chanting, "Christ have mercy". Sometimes I say it in Latin.

[yourout]

19. She looks like a circus clown in the pic at the link.

Scary.....

[GeorgeGist]

21. Wonder why Jesus would not do it?

...headline the Reclaiming America for Christ conference..." that is.
:rofl:

[file83]

22. THIS is the woman reclaiming America for Christ? (video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbkLYN2E2qM

Par for the course I guess...

[ugarte]

23. Didn't she have a fling with Jeb? That was the rumor...nt

[gordianot]

25. She looks flung.

[donsu]

29. :) she had a fling and now is flung

good one

[gordianot]

37. and you made a really good pun.

:thumbsup:

[MurrayDelph]

26. Yet another corrupt Republican

who suddenly "discovers" her Christianity.

I guess she should be glad she's in a state that doesn't have many Jews.

[donsu]

27. she 'discovered' the money to be made off of christians

nt

[JohnWxy]

30. It's impossible to write satirical copy about the NEo-Cons anymore.

My nickname for her since 2000 has been "dirty Eva" (Eva referring to Eva Braun). ONe of the most degenerate of Fascist whores slinking around today. She is real moral toxic sludge of the most repugnant kind. Will do anything for 'the Leader'.

No wonder the REupublicans love her so much. She's their kind of politico.

Other than that, I like her just fine!

[sinkingfeeling]

31. I didn't know lying and cheating were Christian values. See I stopped

attending churches about 40 years ago. Back then, they talked about how you were to pattern your life off of Jesus and his teachings.

[hatrack]

32. Why do words like "flailing", "thrashing" and "desperate" come to mind?

Not to mention "Cheyne-Stokes respiration".

Fucking pathetic, and when she loses by 20 points, I will drink to her national humiliation.

[sarcasmo]

34. I am so sick of JESUS this JESUS that.

[Dr Fate]

35. Does she thrust & poke her boobs out while at the pulpit?

An interesting take on evangelizing, I admit.

[Little Star]

36. She's just a big slut! EOM

[BootinUp]

38. That is just wrong.

I am so sick of the politicians using religion, its getting worse every election. ENOUGH ALREADY YOU DAMN HYPOCRITES@!

[Ignacio Upton]

39. Remember the 7th Commandment, Katherine

"Thou shall not steal (elections)."

[zulchzulu]

41. She's smart to go after the Religious Zealot vote and pocketbook

This little act perked up their ears. Watch them give her tons of money and free media time. "Jesus!" Chang fuckn' ching, baby! "Jesus!" Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money!!! Woo hoo!

She knows how to go after the Sucker Vote. Just say "Jesus" in every other paragraph and it's like goin' to Vegas and knowing the cards beforehand. Hell, if, I mean, when she loses, she gets to keep all their money....more money to get a tummy tuck and a chicken neck tightening...