Photos: Bush, his two wives, and the fucker STILL can't salute properly

[Human Torch]

Bush: Y'all think Laura will find out?

Condi: She's standing right there, Mr. President...

Laura: "Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy, and I feel like a lovin' you"...OH, when I was a girl I LOVED that song SO much...I'd stay up late and sing along with the record over and over and over again until mama would knock on the door and say "Laura Welch, y'all are gonna wear that record out! Tee hee hee hee hee! And don't get me started on Bobby Sherman...

Condi: Er...you were saying?

:rofl:



Bush: Hey, LOOK, stretch! I'm a' doin' that Ronnie James Dio "scare off the devil" thang! WOOO HOOO! Look at mah FINGERS! It's just like DIO! "On, and on, and on, it's Heaven and Hell"...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "I'm the Decider on the Silver MOUN-TAIN"....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Soldier: Yes SIR! Whatever you say, SIR! Welcome HOME, SIR!

Bush: See, you have to salute ME, cause I'm the president, but I can just wave at you and go FREE BIRD! WHOOO! Play FREE BIRD!This job ROCKS, Stretch!

Soldier: Yes SIR! Whatever you say, SIR! Welcome HOME, SIR!



Condi: They call it "reverse cowgirl" because the woman turns her back to the man and...

Bush: Never mind that...tell me about that "Dirty Sanchez" thing again. Is that for real?

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

1. Maybe Condi can give him the "Muhammad Ali"!

Or maybe a Hot Karl would be more appropriate . . .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BlueJazz]

2. I swear...the picture you have of him at the top of the stairs reminds...

..me of someone trying to "Do" the Vulcan Hand Sign:

"Live Long and Prosper"

:rofl:

[CoffeeCat]

7. He reminds me of Nixon...

...in that photo.

I wish he would do like Nixon--turn in his WH security pass and head on home.

[bahrbearian]

3. Looks like he rides them hard and puts em out wet.

they are both draggin ass.

[question everything]

4. Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

WASHINGTON, DC—In a nationally televised address Monday, President Bush urged all citizens, regardless of race, creed, color, or political affiliation, "to quiet down for just one minute" so he could have "a chance to think."




http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52106

[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. Maybe he should move to Utah

and become a Mormon. Then he could have all the wives in one compound.

[Human Torch]

6. ..."all the wives in one compound"...let's not forget wife-slash-mommy #3:

:scared:

[Writer]

8. Where did this Bush/Condi thing come from?

Is there any basis to this rumor, or is it just... ya know... nastiness?

[Human Torch]

12. It's just one of those "all roads lead to Rome" things...

Obviously, neither Bush nor Condi went before the media and said "we'd like you to know that we're makin' the beast with two backs..."

:evilgrin:

But it's not a simple case of nastiness, either. It's just one of those "do the math" exercises, from hundreds of little interactions between the two and comments they've made separately, from being "workout buddies" and Condi sitting on him while he does his sit-ups to her Freudian slip in calling him "her husband." Lots of Crawford "workin' weekends" where Laura stayed home. Lather, rinse, repeat.

I don't really want proof, to be honest. Then I'd have to form a mental image based on whatever they tell me. That's the kind of thing that could scar me for life. I don't want a mental image of either one of them "making the face" as they approach climax. Although I do believe that Junior's would look something like this:



See what I mean?

:evilgrin:

If you believe that George W. Bush indulged in alcohol abuse at any time...past present or future...if you believe that he had an affinity for "Peruvian nose candy" at any time...past present or future...if you believe he went AWOL at the end of his National Guard tenure...if you believe he might have a severe Oedipal complex, with an unhealthy desire to win his mother's approval and be better than his father...if you believe ANY of these things, that's the "basis" for the Condi thing that separates it from "nastiness."

His track record. What he's done, what we've seen, what we've heard. Do the math, connect the dots, and you end up with Condi as George's own cute, cuddly, scowling little Monica.

:patriot:

[Ferret Annica]

9. Beat he still gets lost in the Rose Garden

[Vickers]

10. What's with the non-matching blazer/slacks? He's so fucking Wal-Mart.

I suppose the flag lapel pin ties it all together. :eyes:

[peaches2003]

11. Didn't notice it, thanks

That color blue is not even a sport jacket navy blue, which you wouldn't wear with black slacks anyway. This is certainly a jacket from a blue suit with black slacks, probably from a black suit.

Evidently even his handlers and his women pay no attention anymore, just like they know the public doesn't either. He's nothing more than a figurehead now. :dunce:

[sinkingfeeling]

13. Short little punk, isn't he?

[Supersedeas]

14. smiling like she doesn't have a care in the world--Resort life is good

[Johnyawl]

15. That's not a soldier in the picture, it's a Marine.

There's a difference.

[SPCAworks]

16. lol...hahahaha.

isn't Shrub the moron who saluted with his LEFT hand the first week after innauguration until an aide told him it's the RIGHT hand?