If Cheney needs a new heart, how soon will he go to the top of the list?

[sandrakae]

If that pacemaker gives out and they decide they have to do a heart transplant on that bastard, I wonder how soon he leaps to the top of the list.

[hlthe2b]

1. It would be interesting to see what kind of outcry would result...

Of course, if that happened, they'd create the worsening scenario sufficiently so that he'd jump to the top of the list, anyway.

[peace frog]

2. Can you say...

"Quicker than shit through a goose"? I knew that you could.

[Sancho]

3. X-ray of Cheney's heart

[1corona4u]

22. I think you're being wayyyyy too nice....

I hope the fucker dies...soon.

[Botany]

4. No way he can take a transplant

his vessels would not take the sutures. You can not sew onto
bad tissue.

Not that I want bad things for him but .... :rofl:

[rurallib]

6. Maybe they could take him to a hunting ranch

give him a 30 second head start and ......
No I mean I hope he survives! - the thought of junior in charge all by himself is really scary. Venezuela here we come.

[Botany]

7. Good luck trying to sew into tissue that will not hold the suture

BTW an irregular heartbeat?????????????

he has an on board pace maker and de-fib machine.

This could be real bad.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. List? What list?

He'll just have some poor slob killed.

[zabet]

8. They will just buy

a sump pump or whatever
kind of pump you use to
pump shit.

[Bitwit1234]

9. No no no he will need a new brain to go with it.

[1corona4u]

23. Bush & Cheney

[Maq]

10. He has GIs dying over in Iraq every day

The closest he will ever get to a battlefield is when he nabs a dead Soldiers Heart.

[L0oniX]

11. He'll get one of those Chinese prisoner hearts

[givemebackmycountry]

12. I predict - ZERO SECONDS

Shit why wait?
The POD (Prince O' Darkness) WAIT?
Are you out of your freakin' mind?

They'll just go out and shoot the "donor" (Single, White, Christian, Republican, Neo-Conservative, marathon runner) and PRESTO!

New Heart!

Wait?

Shirley, you jest.

[Countdown_3_2_1]

13. As VP, he is already at the top of the list.

He will be rushed to a military hospital, the best surgeons will be flown in, and he will be recovering before you and i would be finished with our paperwork.

Bill, Hillary, Jimmy all enjoy being at the top of the list too. They will ALL be served before you.

Its not good, its not evil. Its the privileges of rank.

Now of course, if one wants to remove that rank, then one has precious little time to do so. 67 votes in 13 months.

[Kablooie]

14. If he needs a new heart it will be the first one he's ever had.

[Swede Atlanta]

15. I have a suggestion...er MY BAD

Well GWB claims he is in excellent health for a man (well you judge if he is human or not). Let's give Darth, Monkey boy's heart. Hmmmm.....well that may not work out too well. Then Cheney becomes President. Well maybe that just clears things up since we know Go **** yourself is the president anyway despite sleeping during important cabinet meetings on say California wildfires.

[Yukari Yakumo]

16. One factual error.

You presume he had a heart in the first place. Everyone here knows he doesn't.

[Mnemosyne]

17. Faster than PA Gov. Casey did in 199?, within 2, maybe 3 weeks, a prisoner

that just happened to be an exact match, died young in a PA prison.

There are probably many young healthy prisoner matches in the US ready to die on a moments notice. Viola!:evilgrin:

[Kablooie]

18. If Cheney dies, that means that Bush becomes president.

[Tom Rinaldo]

19. Perfect post. n/t

[1corona4u]

24. AHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahaha......n/t

[ginchinchili]

20. If Cheney got a heart he'd die.

Well!!??? :shrug:

[saltpoint]

21. He'll likely put in a no-bid contract and move straight to the head of the list.

[Blashyrkh]

25. They are finding a suitable victim, I mean donor as we speak.