Metathread, anyone?

[JeffR]

Stupid unsubstantiated inflated claims based solely on my ill-disguised and borderline irrational advocacy of one candidate over another!!!111

Backed with cites from questionable sources, spun to perfection in the warm centrifuge of my personal biases.!!!111

Dismissive pre-rebuttal of anyone who dares disagree with me.!!!111

Bonus: thinly-veiled implication that anyone who disagrees is not only an eedjit, but very possibly a Republican.!!!111

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Whine about how rude certain people are.

Hypocritical broad brush smear against those people.

[BelgianMadCow]

5. reminder of your own rudeness

and wisecrack about your handle.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Empty threat over leaving

[BelgianMadCow]

drama queen much?

:hug:

[JeffR]

23. Don't let the door hit ya...

Wait, wait... the second half of this is killer!




Damn, can't remember it right now.

[Bucky]

2. Eleven!

Except the "spun to perfection" thing. If it weren't for Elliot Spitzer, I wouldn't even come here anymore.

[JeffR]

7. If it weren't for Spitzer, there'd be tumbleweeds blowing in here today

Thank God he not only couldn't keep it in his pants, but was willing to pay handsomely to air it out.

[saltpoint]

3. K & R!! Fuck you! From your lips to God's ears! Eat shit and die! I'm with ya!

Etc.

_ _ _

hiya, JeffR.

Perfect.

[JeffR]

9. No! Yes!

Uh, maybe...

[saltpoint]

17. You're right on all three.

Ok, JeffR. Can we recommend your post to that guy who collects th DUzys?

Cuz that guy has a lot on the ball.

[JeffR]

24. Some say

that guy is a troll, a closet freeper, a Naderite, and a racist & sexist disruptor.

Beware the company you keep!

[saltpoint]

29. I ain't a-skeered. My momma didn't raise no fraidy-cat.

Besides, how bad could he be -- I hear he likes Joni Mitchell.

[JeffR]

31. It's a front!

He's a Rick Astley fan. Some say. Don't be fooled.

[saltpoint]

38. Rick Astley?! O dear god. Ok, that's it, I'm not posting here EVER again!

[JeffR]

42. Hope you're gonna lurk just long enough to click this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[saltpoint]

44. Enough! I can't take that. I'm far from perfect, God knows, but NO ONE

deserves that.

Who would make a shirt like that in the first place, let alone who would WEAR one?

And the shirt's terrific compared to the song.

[JeffR]

46. Rumor has it

Joni herself designed that shirt. Some say...

[saltpoint]

48. !

On your OP, JeffR.

Kudos on the agility and the wit and the humor, but I'm liking the language.

[AlCzervik]

4. typical, no link to back your charges.

;-)

[JeffR]

11. It's not my job to do your research for you

It's my job to be an unhinged internet poster.

[BelgianMadCow]

6. I'm recommending this so everyone can see your stupidity!

[JeffR]

13. I'm alerting on this response

just because I can, and the mods obviously have nothing to do in this forum.

[BelgianMadCow]

Hello, Ignored

:P

[JeffR]

30. Damn!!!

Just damn!!!!!!111111

[sniffa]

10. SHAME ON YOU JEFFR

I only got 2 DUzy's last week. x(

[JeffR]

15. It's your Rezko connection

Why can't you see that?

[sniffa]

18. Oh c'mon, I only knew him for 5 hours

You can't hold that against me.

[JeffR]

26. I can!!111 I must!!!111

I will!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111

[mythyc]

12. deny the plausibilty of obviously not illogical half assumptions!

unless they achieve a semi self-reflexive post-perceptual ascendancy in our favor !!!

[JeffR]

20. Damn your Rovian counter-analysis

unless what you're really doing is using double reverse psychology.

In which case, uh...

And I MEAN it!!!111

[HCE SuiGeneris]

14. Is that you

MagsDem?

:hide:

[JeffR]

27. Ah! Would you?

Now, it's personal.
:grr:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

41. Well, you can't deny

that your position is untenable thanks to _______?

A) Rezco

B) Whitewater

C) Bill Belichick

Go ahead, you choose! Maybe even... ALL THREE!!1!!!!!1!!11 :mad:

[JeffR]

55. All three?

Are you trying to turn this into a Lee Mercer advocacy thread??

[HCE SuiGeneris]

60. Highjack a thread? Moi?

That is what all of you supporters do. My candidate and supporters would never do anything so low like you all do!

[JeffR]

62. Um... link?

:shrug:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

65. Some people I know in high places

have said so. I've known them for years, too!

[JeffR]

67. Well, good enough for me

No need for more substantiation in this forum!

[NanceGreggs]

16. Well, I can't argue with the concept ...

... of the pre-rebuttal.

Why put off until tomorrow the totally baseless rumors about the other candidate you can post today?

You might well arsk ...

[JeffR]

28. Well, you would say that

given your candidate and his shameful track-record of, uh, being a charismatic, popular Democrat and all.

[BelgianMadCow]

43. not pre-rebuttal - prebuttal

:-)

[Yael]

19. Damn freeper infiltration

:P

[JeffR]

32. Where? Who???

Say, wait a minute...

[Yael]

72. Nice dodge. Welcome to ignore.

Alerting.











:P

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

21. Yup, I've Met A Lot Of Threads Lately Actually. They're Not Very Nice Though.

[JeffR]

34. Why can't we all just not get along?

:cry:

[Debi]

22. I'm sick of your STICKLEY LIES!!!!11111!!!!!eleven!!!!! n/t

[JeffR]

35. Take your asparagus elsewhere, please.

I'm already covered in the stuff.

[Blue-Jay]

25. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A "MEATHEAD"?!?

Wait... What?

[JeffR]

37. You're twisting my OP

also calling embarrassing attention that I probably should have hyphenated that word.

Curse your perfidy!

[NastyRiffraff]

33. Oh YEAH??

I'll challenge your claims and add that YOUR candidate started it!

I ask how you can cite RW sources, and counter with my own, proving your candidate is a LYING SCUM!!!

I'll say you too!!!!! With lots of exclaimations!!!!!!!!

Here's more exclaimations!!!!! Why do you hate America!!!????!!!!!???????

[JeffR]

39. Your !!!!!! have wounded me

but I'll stand firm, knowing that whatever it is I think, I'm undoubtedly right.

[XemaSab]

36. Vile racial epithet directed at you

Even viler sexist epithet directed at your candidate, coupled with the sly insinuation that the candidate's spouse is porking Ann Coulter.

Walt-Starr-esque appeal for a quick demise, because of all the bigots and haters here.

[JeffR]

40. Tombstone right fucking now, XemaSab!!

Oh, wait. You can't!
:P

[JohnnyLib2]

45. I smell another mole.

My evidence?
--elevated post count, obvious sleeper cell
--no residence listed, damning
--last 2 letters in handle are obvious clue

[JeffR]

47. Mole?

Should I have a doctor look at it?

[Blue-Jay]

50. Only if you can smell it.

[JeffR]

56. Ewwwwwww

x(

[Yael]

74. Yikes!

:rofl:

[JohnnyLib2]

51. Typical evasionary tactic.

(Well done)

[JeffR]

57. Cheers!

Lots of fine role models 'round here.

[IDemo]

49. That is not what Stupid unsubstantiated inflated claimer actually said

Why must you twist Stupid's words to fit your agenda?

[JeffR]

52. Now that's some meta right there!

But on principle, I have to alert on your response & question your commitment to progressive ideas.

[IDemo]

53. I will never support a Stupidity Unity Ticket

but it is fun to say.

[JeffR]

54. Now we are a nation!

:)

[bleever]

58. You people fill me with discussed.

Why can't you have sybil conservation??????? I remeber when this was really DEMOCRAT underground, but now I dont. Its sad.

[JeffR]

63. And yet you can't resist doing Rove's dirty work for him?

And you call yourself a librul.

[bleever]

69. LOL.

Nice try. You don't no anything about me a longtime DUist.

Im done with your petty hate. Go take another bong hit hippy.

[myrna minx]

59. SOMEONE IS DEAD TO SOMEONE!1!

[JeffR]

64. I'm staying home in November!

Fortunately, I vote by absentee ballot, but still: I'M STAYING HOME.

[myrna minx]

76. You think that you can escape the Lee Mercer silent majority

by staying home? :rofl:

[Jed Dilligan]

61. Metalthread!

Play Iron Man!

[JeffR]

66. Voila:

We built a bridge to the 21st Century, and here's where we ended up:

http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=VuTGJ8NvBLQ

[Jed Dilligan]

70. He's good

but I do a better vocal impression of Ozzy. As for beatboxing, he beats me hands down.

[Scurrilous]

68. Acronym.

Smilie.

[JeffR]

71. Series of special characters.

ASCII art depicting something.

[Patsy Stone]

73. I've just sent this thread to the FBI

You are threatening my candidate by merely thinking about them.

I've also called your mother.

Ha-rumph!

[rucky]

75. I'm staying home in November!

Try and stop me.

[Patsy Stone]

78. No! Vote for Nader!

He's the only one who can save us from ourselves!

[Dave_Fl_50]

77. Thanks. I can work with that outline