Shocking disclosure!!! HUGH!!

[bain_sidhe]

Neither of our candidates eat babies for breakfast! When you add this to the fact that neither of them stomp on puppies for their daily exercise, well...

How can either of them survive this???

[yardwork]

1. Can anyone actually prove that none of them ate babies for breakfast?

In other news, McCain eats ten babies for breakfast. Media yawns.

[bain_sidhe]

2. Good point! Whew!

I was so worried that their supporters would have nothing left to accuse each other of. But this works!

RELEASE THE BREAKFAST MENU RECORDS!!

DENOUNCE THE BABY EATERS AMONG YOUR SUPPORTERS!

Whew.

[NewHampshireDem]

3. Well, now

Is this how low we've sunk?

Just because they don't actually eat the babies, we're going to overlook all the baby's blood drinking *your* candidate does?

BTW, your uncalled for, implicit denouncement of baby eating has set back the cause of baby eaters 200 years. I pray that my children can overcome this ... well, the one's that don't get eaten, that is.

:eyes:

[Warren Stupidity]

4. None of them have denied eating puppies or stomping babies

At this point I simply cannot vote for either candidate.



































I already voted in the New Hampshire primary.

[bain_sidhe]

5. This is true. Where's the outrage?

Where are the calls for them to categorically reject and renounce baby-stomping and puppy-eating???

That's what I want to know.

Oh, yeah, and :kick:

[sorrybushisfromtexas]

6. Who is Hugh, Damnit

Hugh Who? This is the third post today talking about him

Is that my uncle Hugh, you are talking about. He can't help it, that side of the family is inbred. They are from Arkansas (I apologize to ever Arkansan I just slimed). I am from Texas, and we think, and only think that we are perfect.

It is a personality defect.

By the way the word is Huge.

[bain_sidhe]

8. In joke typo

from some typo many years ago that somebody found on a right-wing site. Actually, the whole thing goes:

This is HUGH!!! I'M SERIES!!!!!111!

There used to be a DU Lexicon around somewhere that explains all the in jokes to new members, but I've lost track of it. Maybe somebody can post the URL so I can re-bookmark it?

Oh, and Welcome to DU! :hi: You picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue though.

[WillyT]

7. It's Not Enough To Deny Eating Babies, They Must Denounce And Reject Eating Babies !!!

And They have yet to do that.

:rofl:

[bain_sidhe]

9. And fire them!

The baby-eaters, I mean, not the babies. "Twouldn't be nice to fire babies.

[NewHampshireDem]

10. It's hard to fire babies

Too much powder and they just gunk up the inside of the cannon.

[bain_sidhe]

11. Puppies and kittens are worse though

It's the fur, I think.

:rofl:

**edited for misbehaving emoticon**