Kerry got schrapnel in the butt. My god that is funny,

[Swede]

He bent over to rescue a marine under enemy fire. Stop it. My sides are breaking. If he was thinking he could have been in Texas. What a coward.

[HuskerDem]

1. as long as it's not your ass I guess....................

sure.

[JohnnyRingo]

2. Yeah...Why should he get a medal ?....

I saw the same thing happen in an "Oliver And Hardy" movie.

And they were OK. (in the "end"). LOL

[Swede]

4. Yes but in the butt, you see that's not heroic!

How could you get hit in the butt dragging a marine out of enemy fire? I mean,let's take away his purpleheart.

[JohnnyRingo]

6. I got it

Maybe those swift boat assholes would like to review every Desert Storm and Iraqi Freedom vet, to see if they "deserved" their medals.

They support the troops, my ASS....Oops another pun

[KelleyKramer]

3. Bush got cocaine in the nose

And Jack Daniels down the throat

[Tom Kitten]

5. Last time I checked...

my ass was still part of my body, lots of blood vessels and flesh there....I assume this would be the same with other people, what's the deal with mocking a person who got shot there in the first place????? It was combat in a fucking war after all...

[Swede]

7. Yeah but in the butt. I'm gonna have to vote Bush.

I mean it was his butt.

[w13rd0]

14. No, see, you have to make the connection...

....Freepers think taking things in the butt is like, all anti-god and anti-country. Anything. Shrapnel, lightbulbs, broomsticks. Willing, unwilling. Doesn't matter to them. Once you've taken something in the butt, you cease to exist as a legitimate organism.

[saracat]

18. What about Rush'e ingrown hair in the butt?

Does he get some sort of RW medal? Oh, I forgot, Bush calls him a "national treasure".Much more valuable than Kerry and surely deserving of a commendation if he hasn't already got one.

[kabalevski]

20. ..

Hendrix got discharged for breaking his Leg.. but i've known people to bust their leg worse than he did.. and they kept them in the military.. i think it's all a matter of when it happened.. and Who was in charge...

[KelleyKramer]

8. Gotta a link? nt

[Swede]

9. No,sorry, I had my phaser set on "sarcasm"

[dietel]

10. lol

is that from the not so swift veterans?

[KelleyKramer]

12. Welcome to DU dietel!!

No it didn’t come from the liar boat group, according to the response above.. the poster just made it up.

Welcome to DU, glad to have you here! How did you find out about democraticunderground?

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[KelleyKramer]

15. Sounds like you're a busy person

Wow! 20 times, that’s impressive. I wonder if that’s some kind of record.

That’s an awful lot of time, energy, and effort. Posting on DU is obviously a vigil for you.. what a noble and honorable cause.

You can tell your children about it, when you teach them about honor and values.

So to amend my previous post.. Welcome 'BACK' to DU dietel!!

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[Zen Democrat]

11. Forrest Gump was shot in the butt, too. He got to meet the prez-a-dent.

[WindRavenX]

16. Yeah it's hillarious

Simply hillarious. :eyes:

[kabalevski]

19. WOW?.. you can just remove peoples post?

.. i don't get it?.. why?.. is it too offensive?!.. i hope you don't remove that really long one i left just a minute ago?!.. i'd like to hear everything people have to say!?

i'm just getting more confused...

[WindRavenX]

21. WTF are you talking about?

It's not offensive what you posted, but the reason people are giving you a hard time is because you make NO SENSE AT ALL.
Please learn to string your thoughts and questions into coherent sentences before hitting the keyboard again, mkay?